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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsVanity Fair article w/ Scaramucci unloading on Sith Lord Priebus, Creature from Black Lagoon Bannon
New this evening, and very readable:
F---ing Sith Lord, Horrific Leakers, and Berserkazoid Craziness: The Mooch Recalls His Brief Shining Fortnight at the Center of American Politics
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2018/02/the-mooch-recalls-his-10-days-in-the-swamp
So, when the president turned to me and said he wanted to give me the O.P.L. job, I got a call from Reince: Dont take the O.P.L. job. You can be the finance director for the R.N.C. Stay at your company. Blah, blah, blah. I said, No, no, no. Im gonna take the O.P.L. job. I want to work with the president. How many times in my life am I gonna be able to work in the White House and work for the president of the United States? And Reinces answer was, Actually, Im gonna do everything I can [to help you]. He did say this because hes a Washingtonian. Thats what they do to you, they say, golly gee to your face and they act like Richie Cunningham to your face. Theyre Richie Cunningham and theyre Opie from The Andy Griffith Show, but theyre the fucking Sith Lord behind your back. Theyre hitting you with a lightsaber behind your back. In fact, according to Scaramucci, Priebus disinvited Scaramuccis parents from the January 22 swearing-in ceremony for the new White House staff.
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The Mooch continued: He gets this whole nefarious research packet over to The New York Times. They love this stuff. Boom: HNA is this mysterious, nefarious company. Then he goes to [Steve] Bannon [then Trumps chief strategist] and he says, Im gonna get you on the National Security Council if thats where you want to go, but youve got to join forces with me and take out Scaramucci. (A source close to Bannon said it was laughable to think that he agreed to join forces with Priebus against Scaramucci to get on the N.S.C.) Scaramucci continued, I helped Bannon through the three months that he was on the campaign, and we had a good relationship. But Bannon turns on me, because Bannon is ultimately railing against the swamp, but hes actually a cock of the swamp. Hes the creature from the Black Lagoon, Bannon. He acts more swamp-like than any person thats ever become a Washingtonian. So for all of his railing on the swamp, he is literally the pig in George Orwells Animal Farm that stands on his two legs the minute he gets power. He is the creature from the Black Lagoon.
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At the Trump Hotel, it was Stephen Bannon on the line. Oh, its Steve Bannon! This is a guy I thought was a friend. This is a guy who I wrote a 10-point memo for when he joined the campaign. And I was working alongside of him throughout the time during the campaign, right? O.K., so now Im in the Trump Hotel. The phone is ringing and Steve says, How are you? How am I? What do you mean how am I? He says, Hey, you want to know something? You want to know what your chances are to become the comms director this morning here at the White House? You want to know what your chances are? I said, What are my chances, Stephen? [Replied Bannon]: Zero! You got that, man? Zero. You got it? Zero. I said, Zero, O.K., I didnt realize that the word president was in front of your last name, Stephen, because if it was, if president was in front of your last name, my chances would be less than zero. I said, But the guy who has president in front of his last name, I kind of have 100 percent. Now what do you want to do? Do you want to continue to fight with me, because we can fight all day and all night now that Im in the White House with you? Or we can declare peace and work alongside each other to help the president with his agenda. What do you want to do?
Bannon tried to convince Scaramucci that he wasnt up to the job. He says to me, Youre not equipped. This Russia thing, you wont know how to handle it properly, you wont know how to communicate it. Reince and I want to offer you a number of different jobs. Come and see us at 9:30 in the morning in the chief of staffs office.
I tell Bannon, O.K. Im happy to go see you at 9:30. I go to the White HouseI have my badge. I go upstairs and say hello to Ivanka. [She says,] Are you ready? I say, Im totally ready, no problem. I go downstairs. I have a 30-minute meeting with Reince and Bannon. And Priebus is now, hes pulling the Howdy Doody, Richie Cunningham delivery and Oh golly gee shucks, were friends. Im like, Reince, we can spare the ceremony. I know that you dislike me. I now dislike you. You can spare the ceremony. I said, Im looking at the two of you jamokes. If my network took a shit it would be the combination of the two of you. Im very, very frustrated with the two of you, Im going to tell you right now.
At 10 A.M. on July 21, they headed into the Oval Office to see Trump. Hes hot. Jared is in the office, Ivanka, me, Sarah [Huckabee Sanders], Hope [Hicks], and the two jamokes. The president is hot. He says, Scaramucci is going to come in, hes going to be the comms director. Hes dictating a press release to Sarah who is writing it all down, and then he turns to Priebus and he says, I dont want him reporting to you. Hes going to report directly to me. I dont want him tainted with your stench. I know the two of you guys have been leaking on me and leaking on other people in the administration, and I want it to stop, and this guys in charge now. Hes going to fix the Comms Department; hes going to fire the leakers. They are now super pissed. They walk out. I go the other way with Sarah, and then Sarahs as white as a ghost. Im getting the stern looks of anger and hatred from Sean Spicer. Im like, I dont know why youre looking at me like that for. If you want to work with me thats great, and if you dont thats fine too. He goes into the presidents office and he resigns. He comes back and he announces that hes resigned, and I said, O.K., thats great. Trumps irritated. He says, These guys are unbelievable. I gave them the job of a lifetime, theyre letting everybody down. Theyre letting me down. (Spicer could not be reached for comment.)
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The Mooch continued: He gets this whole nefarious research packet over to The New York Times. They love this stuff. Boom: HNA is this mysterious, nefarious company. Then he goes to [Steve] Bannon [then Trumps chief strategist] and he says, Im gonna get you on the National Security Council if thats where you want to go, but youve got to join forces with me and take out Scaramucci. (A source close to Bannon said it was laughable to think that he agreed to join forces with Priebus against Scaramucci to get on the N.S.C.) Scaramucci continued, I helped Bannon through the three months that he was on the campaign, and we had a good relationship. But Bannon turns on me, because Bannon is ultimately railing against the swamp, but hes actually a cock of the swamp. Hes the creature from the Black Lagoon, Bannon. He acts more swamp-like than any person thats ever become a Washingtonian. So for all of his railing on the swamp, he is literally the pig in George Orwells Animal Farm that stands on his two legs the minute he gets power. He is the creature from the Black Lagoon.
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At the Trump Hotel, it was Stephen Bannon on the line. Oh, its Steve Bannon! This is a guy I thought was a friend. This is a guy who I wrote a 10-point memo for when he joined the campaign. And I was working alongside of him throughout the time during the campaign, right? O.K., so now Im in the Trump Hotel. The phone is ringing and Steve says, How are you? How am I? What do you mean how am I? He says, Hey, you want to know something? You want to know what your chances are to become the comms director this morning here at the White House? You want to know what your chances are? I said, What are my chances, Stephen? [Replied Bannon]: Zero! You got that, man? Zero. You got it? Zero. I said, Zero, O.K., I didnt realize that the word president was in front of your last name, Stephen, because if it was, if president was in front of your last name, my chances would be less than zero. I said, But the guy who has president in front of his last name, I kind of have 100 percent. Now what do you want to do? Do you want to continue to fight with me, because we can fight all day and all night now that Im in the White House with you? Or we can declare peace and work alongside each other to help the president with his agenda. What do you want to do?
Bannon tried to convince Scaramucci that he wasnt up to the job. He says to me, Youre not equipped. This Russia thing, you wont know how to handle it properly, you wont know how to communicate it. Reince and I want to offer you a number of different jobs. Come and see us at 9:30 in the morning in the chief of staffs office.
I tell Bannon, O.K. Im happy to go see you at 9:30. I go to the White HouseI have my badge. I go upstairs and say hello to Ivanka. [She says,] Are you ready? I say, Im totally ready, no problem. I go downstairs. I have a 30-minute meeting with Reince and Bannon. And Priebus is now, hes pulling the Howdy Doody, Richie Cunningham delivery and Oh golly gee shucks, were friends. Im like, Reince, we can spare the ceremony. I know that you dislike me. I now dislike you. You can spare the ceremony. I said, Im looking at the two of you jamokes. If my network took a shit it would be the combination of the two of you. Im very, very frustrated with the two of you, Im going to tell you right now.
At 10 A.M. on July 21, they headed into the Oval Office to see Trump. Hes hot. Jared is in the office, Ivanka, me, Sarah [Huckabee Sanders], Hope [Hicks], and the two jamokes. The president is hot. He says, Scaramucci is going to come in, hes going to be the comms director. Hes dictating a press release to Sarah who is writing it all down, and then he turns to Priebus and he says, I dont want him reporting to you. Hes going to report directly to me. I dont want him tainted with your stench. I know the two of you guys have been leaking on me and leaking on other people in the administration, and I want it to stop, and this guys in charge now. Hes going to fix the Comms Department; hes going to fire the leakers. They are now super pissed. They walk out. I go the other way with Sarah, and then Sarahs as white as a ghost. Im getting the stern looks of anger and hatred from Sean Spicer. Im like, I dont know why youre looking at me like that for. If you want to work with me thats great, and if you dont thats fine too. He goes into the presidents office and he resigns. He comes back and he announces that hes resigned, and I said, O.K., thats great. Trumps irritated. He says, These guys are unbelievable. I gave them the job of a lifetime, theyre letting everybody down. Theyre letting me down. (Spicer could not be reached for comment.)
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Vanity Fair article w/ Scaramucci unloading on Sith Lord Priebus, Creature from Black Lagoon Bannon (Original Post)
highplainsdem
Feb 2018
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HipChick
(25,485 posts)1. Lmao...Why is The Mooch back on the scene?
he keeps popping up everywhere..
spooky3
(34,456 posts)2. Im probably stupid but I believe all of this.
tanyev
(42,559 posts)3. OMG, just looking at that is exhausting.
I cant imagine what it must be like to be in the same room with him.
mascarax
(1,528 posts)5. Agree with your assessment
Hes made a resurgence lately. Is he trying for a TV gig?
Laura PourMeADrink
(42,770 posts)4. Lots if pronouns..hard to follow...Spicer resigned
Because of Scaramucci.