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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Former hippies across the United States have been put in the unbearable position of rooting for the F.B.I., hippies have confirmed.
From Vermont to California, erstwhile hippies bemoaned a nightmare scenario that has forced them to side with a law-enforcement agency they have despised since the Summer of Love.
I always dreamed Id spend my retirement surrounded by my grandchildren, telling them that the F.B.I. were fascist pigs, Carol Foyler, a former hippie who lives in Santa Cruz, said. That dream has been shot to hell.
Her husband, Mick, nodded his head in sad agreement. We were so happy when pot was legalized in California, he said. But the fact that were now on the same side as the F.B.I. has ruined even that.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/former-hippies-put-in-horrible-position-of-rooting-for-fbi?mbid=nl_Borowitz%20020218&CNDID=25394153&spMailingID=12864882&spUserID=MTMzMTgyNjg0NzM5S0&spJobID=1340173025&spReportId=MTM0MDE3MzAyNQS2
underpants
(182,818 posts)get the red out
(13,466 posts)I needed that this afternoon.
bigbrother05
(5,995 posts)It's funny because it's true
Turn CO Blue
(4,221 posts)barbtries
(28,795 posts)and this is no joke. jk
it's a little like sessions. he's a terrible AG, but if he gets fired, i'll have to march in protest. aargh
RandomAccess
(5,210 posts)I'm in the same boat -- thinking to myself over the last several days how odd it feels to be rooting for the FBI.
Donald Trump has made me do several things I don't like:
* learn a lot of Russian names
* get more interested in foreign affairs, incl N. Korea
* root for the FBI
* learn a lot more geography
SergeStorms
(19,201 posts)I know for a fact the FBI at least used to have a folder on me.
I was going to take that distinction, and my distrust of the FBI, to my grave. That was to be my crowning achievement.
Now............all I have left are the memories. I've become what I used to despise. I'm singing the praises of the FBI.
RandomAccess
(5,210 posts)I don't know if you intended that to be funny or not, but it tickled my funny bone. I'm still chuckling. "Now............all I have left are the memories." Priceless.
SergeStorms
(19,201 posts)it doesn't really mean that much to me. I have to bring a little humor into things these days or I'll go stark, raving mad.
RandomAccess
(5,210 posts)Nitram
(22,803 posts)of Russia.
RandomAccess
(5,210 posts)When you hear about Active Measures, they've been SERIOUSLY working on this for years now. They've made great inroads with Christian conservative evangelicals, and they've funneled money to the NRA (who may have funneled it to Trump in his campaign -- which would be illegal, I'm pretty sure) --
SHORT THREAD re: RELIGIOUS RIGHT'S longstanding courtship of Russia. Sources.
Link to tweet
17:04 11/22/2017
The emerging alliance between Putin and Trumps God squad; The unlikely partnership is years in the making.
https://thinkprogress.org/religious-right-russia-3e80e2ea2e4a/
Reverence for Putin on the Right Buys Trump Cover
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/14/us/politics/putin-trump-conservatives.html?_r=0
The veneration of Mr. Putin helps explain why revelations about Russias involvement in the election including recent reports that members of Mr. Trumps inner circle set up a meeting at which they expected a representative of the Russian government to give them incriminating information about Hillary Clinton and Mr. Trumps reluctance to acknowledge it, have barely penetrated the consciousness of the presidents conservative base.
Guns and religion: How American conservatives grew closer to Putins Russia
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/how-the-republican-right-found-allies-in-russia/2017/04/30/e2d83ff6-29d3-11e7-a616-d7c8a68c1a66_story.html
Growing up in the 1980s, Brian Brown was taught to think of the communist Soviet Union as a dark and evil place.
But Brown, a leading opponent of same-sex marriage, said that in the past few years he has started meeting Russians at conferences on family issues and finding many kindred spirits.
Brown, president of the National Organization for Marriage, has visited Moscow four times in four years, including a 2013 trip during which he testified before the Duma as Russia adopted a series of anti-gay laws.
What I realized was that there was a great change happening in the former Soviet Union, he said. There was a real push to re-instill Christian values in the public square.
How Russia Became the Leader of the Global Christian Right
While the U.S. passed gay-rights laws, Moscow moved hard the other way.
https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/02/how-russia-became-a-leader-of-the-worldwide-christian-right-214755
RACHEL MADDOW: Russia makes inroads with American right via guns, religion DURATION 6:10
http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/russia-makes-inroads-with-american-right-via-guns-religion-986677827557
Richard Engel, NBC News chief foreign correspondent, and NBC's Kelly Cobiella look at how members of the American political right are building an appreciation for Vladimir Putin through guns and Evangelical Christianity.
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NRA:
The NRA Placed Big Bets on the 2016 Election, and Won Almost All of Them
https://www.opensecrets.org/news/2016/11/the-nra-placed-big-bets-on-the-2016-election-and-won-almost-all-of-them/
Ted Lieu: Story of Link Between Kremlin And NRA Could Get Bigger
Follow the money, Rep. Ted Lieu said of the National Rifle Associations pro-Trump efforts.
Last Thursday, investigative reporters Peter Stone and Greg Gordon of McClatchy DC Bureau reported what could be another bombshell in the Russia probe: that the FBI is investigating whether a Kremlin-linked banker illegally channeled funds to the National Rifle Association to aid Donald Trumps presidential campaign.
On Friday, Rep. Ted Lieu (D-Calif.), who sits on the House Judiciary Committee, told me on SiriusXM Progress that the word on Capitol Hill is that the story of a Russia-NRA-Trump link is going to grow.
FBI counterintelligence investigators have focused on the activities of Alexander Torshin, the deputy governor of Russias central bank who is known for his close relationships with both Russian President Vladimir Putin and the NRA, Stone and Gordon reported being told by two sources familiar with the matter.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ted-lieu-russia-nra_us_5a64f350e4b0dc592a09dfab
Muellers Probe Is Dangerously Close to a Republican Red Line https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2018/01/donald-trump-robert-mueller-nra
According to McClatchy D.C., the F.B.I. is investigating whether a top Russian banker with close ties to President Vladimir Putin illegally channeled money through the N.R.A. to bolster Trumps bid for the White House. The revelation that the special prosecutor might target the gun lobby, arguably the most influential and sacrosanct faction of the Republican Party, could embolden G.O.P. lawmakers to bring a swift end to the Trump-Russia probe and hasten a Mueller ouster. (The N.R.A. did not immediately respond to the outlets request for comment.)
... It is unclear when Muellers team opened its inquiry, what stage the investigation has reached, or to what extent the F.B.I. can substantiate the money trail. But of the $55 million the N.R.A. spent on the 2016 election, a staggering $30 million was shelled out to the Trump campaignthree times the amount it spent on Mitt Romney in 2012, McClatchy reports.
... As The New York Times reported in December, Erickson sent a May 2016 e-mail to Trump campaign adviser Rick Dearborn with the subject line Kremlin Connection. In the e-mail, Erickson reportedly asked Dearborn, and then Senator Jeff Sessions, for advice in setting up a meeting between Trump and Putin and sought to use the annual N.R.A. convention in Kentucky that year to make first contact. (Erickson could not be reached by the Times for comment.) While Erickson did not explicitly name Torshin, sources familiar with the situation who spoke to the Times said that the message appeared to refer to the Russian banker.
NRA's Ties To Putin Allies Go Back Years
By Sam Thielman at Talking Points Memo
https://talkingpointsmemo.com/muckraker/nras-ties-to-putin-allies-go-back-years
Here, in chronological order, is what we know on the NRAs Russian ties:
2011: According to the Washington Post, G. Kline Preston, a lawyer in Nashville, Tenn. with a specialty in Russian affairs, introduces Torshin to David Keene, at the time the president of the NRA and a former head of the American Conservative Union. Torshin,then a senator in the Duma from Putins United Russia party, was friends with Mikhail Kalashnikov, the revered inventor of the AK-47. Preston, who did not return TPMs request for comment, told the Post that the value system of Southern Christians and the value system of Russians are very much in line.
November 2012: At Prestons invitation, Torshin observes the 2012 U.S. elections. Preston told the Post the two men saw violations of U.S. law in the form of Obama signs too close to a polling place. Preston had served as an international observer of the 2011 legislative elections in Russia, and reported that they were fair a conclusion at odds with that of many international observers.
May 2013: Torshin attends the NRA convention in Houston, where conservative players Sarah Palin, Bobby Jindal, John Bolton, Rick Santorum, Ted Cruz, and Rick Perry address one of the most important blocs in the Republican base.
Summer 2013: According to Spanish newspaper El Pais, Torshin is set to attend a birthday party on the Spanish island of Mallorca for Alexander Romanov, a member of the Moscow-based Taganskaya gang. Torshin, El Pais reported, is believed to be the Taganskaya boss. Twelve Spanish police officers wait for him at the airport and the hotel where he would have stayed, ready to arrest him in connection with money allegedly laundered to buy a hotel in the Spanish vacation spot. But, the newspaper reported, a Russian prosecutor tips Torshin off at the last moment, and he never shows up.
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The Trump-Russia-NRA Connection: Here's What You Need to Know
Did a shadowy Russian banker close to Vladimir Putin illegally give money to the National Rifle Association to support the presidential campaign of Donald Trump? That's the subject of an active FBI investigation, according to an explosive report by McClatchy.
Here's what you need to know:
Unprecedented Trump Support
The National Rifle Association spent tens of millions of dollars backing Trump's presidential bid in 2016. The NRA endorsed Trump in May 2016. And the NRA disclosed it spent at least $30 million on Trump's behalf and attacking Hillary Clinton. That level of support is unprecedented more than twice what the NRA disclosed it spent on Mitt Romney's 2012 presidential run.
The true sum the NRA spent to install Trump in the White House may be far higher. Campaign finance disclosures do not cover spending on unregulated Internet advertising or voter mobilization; citing two sources close to the gun group, McClatchy suggests the NRA may have spent upwards of $70 million on Trump's presidential bid.
President Trump is clearly indebted: "You came through for me, and I am going to come through for you," Trump promised the NRA at its 2017 convention. "I will never, ever let you down."
Dark Money
In the age of Citizens United and unlimited campaign donations, the NRA has emerged as an important "dark money" hub in Republican politics. Under its tax code designation, the NRA is a "social welfare" organization, largely exempt from disclosing its donors. To skirt disclosure, other big-dollar political players including a SuperPAC linked to Karl Rove and a "chamber of commerce" controlled by the Koch Brothers have routinely steered money into the NRA, confident that the gun group's spending will advance the GOP cause.
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/the-trump-russia-nra-connection-heres-what-you-need-to-know-w515615
20:24 1/18/2018
FBI investigating whether Russian money went to NRA to help Trump
The FBI is investigating whether a top Russian banker with ties to the Kremlin illegally funneled money to the National Rifle Association to help Donald Trump win the presidency, two sources familiar with the matter have told McClatchy.
FBI counterintelligence investigators have focused on the activities of Alexander Torshin, the deputy governor of Russias central bank who is known for his close relationships with both Russian President Vladimir Putin and the NRA, the sources said.
It is illegal to use foreign money to influence federal elections.
.... Disclosure of the Torshin investigation signals a new dimension in the 18-month-old FBI probe of Russias interference. McClatchy reported a year ago that a multi-agency U.S. law enforcement and counterintelligence investigation into Russias intervention, begun even before the start of the 2016 general election campaign, initially included a focus on whether the Kremlin secretly helped fund efforts to boost Trump, but little has been said about that possibility in recent months.
http://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/nation-world/national/article195231139.html
31. Well, Senator Ben Cardin's been making news.
He is our ranking member on the Senate Foreign Relations Committee and will become its chair if we get a majority in November. So, obviously, one of the Americans Putin is most afraid of.
Cardin and other committee Democrats just issued an important call for protecting our democracy that's been taken note of by many, Putins Asymmetrical Assault on Democracy in Russia and Europe: Implications for U.S. National Security.
If you can't read this article, try opening it in a Chrome incognito window. Or read about it in many other journals.
Senate Report Outlines Playbook to Prevent Future Russian Election Meddling
Conspicuously absent from the report, however, is Republican buy-in.
http://foreignpolicy.com/2018/01/10/senate-report-outlines-playbook-to-prevent-future-russian-election-meddling-trump-elections-congress-europe-putin-senator-cardin-democrats-nato-european-union/
Btw, this is also a big, aggressive political move against the Republicans as more and more of their entanglements with Russia are being uncovered.
CentralMass
(15,265 posts)RandomAccess
(5,210 posts)Cha
(297,253 posts)when I stated "I stand with the fucking FBI"
And, "Kick for the FBI"
Thanks Yo
orleans
(34,053 posts)Cha
(297,253 posts)ol world.
nycbos
(6,034 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,660 posts)Never really got into the hippie lifestyle, wasn't super big where I grew up in the 60's.
Borowitz is the bomb! (to resurrect another anachornism )
orangecrush
(19,563 posts)Downtown Hound
(12,618 posts)who are the real criminals. It just took the FBI awhile to catch on.
Hekate
(90,704 posts)Hubby and I were just talking about this last night -- you don't have to have been a hippie to mostly distrust the FBI and hope to hell your paths never cross. Do we remember COINTELPRO? Yes we do.
Yet the agency is also full of straight arrows doing their job, which is to defend this nation. And now they need us to defend them.
What strange times we live in.
TNNurse
(6,926 posts)I have investments that are probably affected, but I want Trump to be hurt. Yes, I know he will blame someone else.
EL34x4
(2,003 posts)So instead of blaming someone else, he'll take credit for it.
LiberalArkie
(15,716 posts)It is now 665.75
Canoe52
(2,948 posts)Under Obama we gained back what we lost under bush and called it good.
No telling when this idiot is going to crash the system we figured.
CentralMass
(15,265 posts)murielm99
(30,741 posts)This is weird.
orangecrush
(19,563 posts)coffee...
OldHippieChick
(2,434 posts)"Hello J. Edgar" as we knew our phones were being tapped. Though this is Borowitz, I have been choking on this a little.
dhol82
(9,353 posts)J. Edgar Hoover sucks!
That was in full belief that my phone was being tapped.
That was in the late 60s.
dflprincess
(28,078 posts)Sort of a political Tourette syndrome. (In the middle of a sentence I might blurt out "Jihad!"
House of Roberts
(5,171 posts)the dirty fucking hippies were right!
(I'd post a link to the song if this wasn't an iPhone)
flyingfysh
(1,990 posts)Ilsa
(61,695 posts)even this old anti-establishment momma supports and understands that the FBI is largely honest, brave, intelligent people trying to protect us.
Honeycombe8
(37,648 posts)SCantiGOP
(13,871 posts)is facing another unbearable situation.
Since my retirement is largely based on my 401-k, which has been skyrocketing in recent years, I still see a huge silver lining in a market correction. While it will cost me money, it will take away the stupid Trump stock market boast and peel off some of his supporters.
As I have argued against various Repub friends for years: people tend to vote R because they think that is best for them, while people vote D because they think that is best for society.
(And I do realize that religious fundie and racist reasons motivate probably a majority of the R vote, but most of the people I would argue with were more interested in economic reasons, which causes them to inexplicably vote Republican despite the evidence of the past half dozen or so Administrations.)
3catwoman3
(23,996 posts)...I have read anywhere - well said!
"...people tend to vote R because they think that is best for them, while people vote D because they think that is best for society."
panader0
(25,816 posts)mulsh
(2,959 posts)n/t
handmade34
(22,756 posts)The_jackalope
(1,660 posts)When I realized that The Man was all that stood between us and the abyss. It's a weird spacey feeling, man.
orangecrush
(19,563 posts)for eloquently putting into words what I am feeling.
orangecrush
(19,563 posts)Hermit-The-Prog
(33,347 posts)Look like dog shit?
...
Good thing we didn't step in it.
Go Feds!
Hey Mueller. Stop Bogartin' and pass that thing.
mountain grammy
(26,622 posts)I said to my husband, now that fucking asshole has made me defend the FBI.
He answered, I don't care, I'll never defend that fucker Hoover.
gopiscrap
(23,761 posts)Ms. Toad
(34,074 posts)Not so much of a joke.
(We have confirmed that my father, and an organization for which we both served on the national governing board, both have FBI files from the vietnam era. Didn't bother to check specifically about me - but I can't imagine that they would not routinely have started tracking me when all 3 of us were participating in the same "radical/terrorist" events - and given that they continue to periodically surveil the organization.)
OregonBlue
(7,754 posts)60's and done the whole Electric Kool Aid Acid Test, Haight Ashbury, India, Morocco, Nepal thingys, etc., we never thought we'd find ourselves defending the FBI. But here we are.
Miigwech
(3,741 posts)but trust the FBI before any elected repub
klook
(12,155 posts)but only if it is at tasks which are fun or absolutely necessary." Excellent philosophy!
Thank you for posting this link.
The River
(2,615 posts)A few weeks after the "funeral" I headed to boot camp and 3 tours of Vietnam. Despite the uniform, I remained a Hippie on the inside. Still got my freak flag flying.
CentralMass
(15,265 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)lunasun
(21,646 posts)I was like oh what the fuck what now I have to be standing up for the FBI ?? 360 and all that
What a long strange trip it's been!!
Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)LeftInTX
(25,348 posts)Seriously, I think most former hippies do want some sort of "rule of law" in the country.
Only a few a true anarchists.
klook
(12,155 posts)rickyhall
(4,889 posts)He would NOT have put up with this crap!
dflprincess
(28,078 posts)It just boggles my mind.
But I still can't miss Hoover (or Jedgar as Lily Tomlin's Earnestine called him).
Scruffy1
(3,256 posts)They will probably do a good job on this one because the FBI itself is under attack. I can never forget their history of supressing labor, minorities and political dissidents. Even as recently as 2008 I watched them go over harmless lefties and antiwar activist. They usually did not have a legal case to make, but conducted raids and searches to intimidate. On the other hand, you have to be a special kind of stupid to antagonize them. The FBI already had the evidence on Nixon and if it hadn't been leaked by an FBI man he would have got away with it, maybe.
Raine
(30,540 posts)I remember too much!
Nevernose
(13,081 posts)Is NOT always my friend. Hell, they werent just going after anti war activists in 2008, they were sending in undercover agents to infiltrate the Quakers of all people, lol. Morality aside, the sheer ignorance and waste of public money... Its mind boggling.
Its like the people saying Trump makes me wish Bush was still President. The only way Id wish that was if Bush was being tried in The Hague for war crimes.
thbobby
(1,474 posts)Being jailed for smoking pot. Prejudice against minorities. Suppression of women's rights.
Basically, we wanted freedom and honesty. I was and still am a hippy. We were fighting for Christian and American Values.
Buns_of_Fire
(17,180 posts)JDC
(10,127 posts)Hamlette
(15,412 posts)Gothmog
(145,286 posts)KT2000
(20,581 posts)this is too true to even be satire.
Blue Owl
(50,383 posts)kwassa
(23,340 posts)That hasn't changed.
dflprincess
(28,078 posts)Sometimes I hate Trump just for the times I've had to agree with something some right wing fool from the Bush administration has said about him or his administration.
I comfort myself by saying it just proves that politics does make strange bedfellows.
Crash2Parties
(6,017 posts)Lifelong Protester
(8,421 posts)tomp
(9,512 posts)THIS TIME the FBI is, or appears to be doing the right thing. I will judge by the results and am waiting (im)patiently to to see how it turns out.
That does NOT mean we should rewrite history regarding the role of the FBI in American politics, which, as is noted in the current "Pic of the Day," has been "famously conservative," and that itself is a bit of a euphemism.
Remember, the FBI building is named after Hoover, one of America's biggest political criminals. For those too young to remember or those who have forgotten, check your history.
JHan
(10,173 posts)madville
(7,410 posts)I swear the world is in opposite mode.
DiverDave
(4,886 posts)That the fbi was after.
They told them I SAID THEY DID IT.
They never talked to me.
I trust them as far as I can sling a piano.
Nitram
(22,803 posts)The last I heard, it was passed on to the Heritage Foundation for safe-keeping.
enid602
(8,620 posts)Lifelong Republicans put in the horrible position of having to root for the Russkies..
Mc Mike
(9,114 posts)That's the repug party, when the chips are down and Feds are under attack by nazis or Putin, they'll throw the Feds under the bus, every time. They're the 'law and order' party. Just ask Mousse-O-Lini, that leader of theirs with all those mob connections.