Just remember - these are two supposedly grown-ass men arguing about the size of their button.

They just recently got any long missiles to work at all.
I'd be surprised if they had any nukes mated to missiles at this point, maybe one or two that may or or may not get off the launch pad, armed with untested in flight nukes that may or may not go off, if they make it past the US ABM's on naval vessels in the area and stationed in Alaska. The US response would however be massive I imagine.

South Koreans will die

We have the two most incompetent leaders in world history engaged in a literal penis measuring contest. It won't end well.

Seoul will bear the brunt of the nk retaliation for any US attack. Plus we can say goodbye to the US troops stationed near the DMZ.

in retaliation, which could trigger a global conflict.

That thing in the Whitehouse takes pride in being outrageous.

"Only I can fix it."

If we just kill a bunch of people, Trump wins. Proof that Repubs care nothing for human life and will kill anyone just to keep in power. They utterly disgust me.

I would, in more sane times, scoff it off as silly and untrue, but these people make you believe they're just that nuts.

to see who salutes.

I mean, if it keeps the Congress and leads to Trump's re-election/lifetime appointment, all those dead Koreans will be worth it.

is all I've got left