The fries are the same color as the Idiot's hair.

I am now working to lose what I did grow, which was NOT hair.

Someone should tell him. "Yes sir, eating lots of mc donald fries will like for sure put hair on you head. Want me to super size that with your dinner order?"

came under scrutiny for their anti-foaming agent ... some type of silicone?

If this works for baldness, maybe it suppresses the dihydrotestosterone? That would be hormonal.

Sounds like a way to sell Freedom Fries. Whoops, they're still French, aren't they?

During world war I sauerkraut became "Liberty Cabbage" and frankfurters morphed to hot dogs.