Memopause - Common repub symptoms

Do you have Memopause? Is the repub memo your problem?
Are you experiencing any 5 of the following symptoms?

Hot Flashes
Night Sweats
Mood Swings
Fatigue
Hair Loss
Difficulty Concentrating - Did he say military parade?
Memory Lapses
Dizziness
Weight Gain
Incontinence
Bloating
Irregular Heartbeat
Depression
Anxiety
Irritability
Panic Disorder - AKA as Nunes tremors
Headaches - gnashing of teeth - What to do about Dreamers?
Joint Pain - take an aspirin, Dr. Sessions
Burning Tongue - due to lying
Electric Shocks - delivered by Paul Ryan, in the cloak room
Digestive Problems - Just stop looking at trump
Gum Problems - Trey Gowdy disease, he looks like chewed gum
Muscle Tension - Melania Syndrome
Itchy Skin - Mitch McConnell eczema
Tingling Extremities - Oh no
Night terrors - including seeing trump in a clown costume while dreaming
Running around aimlessly looking for something, anything to make it go away