Frustrated Hope Hicks Wishing She Could Find One Nice Guy In This Autocratic Personality Cult
WASHINGTON—Heartbroken over the resignation of boyfriend Rob Porter from the Trump administration following reports that the now-former White House staff secretary had physically and emotionally abused his ex-wives, White House Communications Director Hope Hicks told reporters Friday she wished only to find one nice guy in the executive branch’s autocratic personality cult. “Every time I think I’ve found someone who shares my values in this legion of totalitarian sociopaths, they turn out to be nowhere near as good a guy as I first thought,” said Hicks, noting that the dating pool of single, oppressive pricks is fairly small, and connecting with a draconian tyrant who is also sweet and caring is increasingly difficult. “I just know the perfect, ruthless monster for me is out there somewhere in this fanatical hive mind of unfeeling narcissists—a selfish, vicious bastard who will sweep me off my feet. I just have to find the one for me.” As of press time, White House sources reported Hicks had been seen making eyes at a male colleague rumored to have good looks, kind eyes, and the appealing personality of a serial killer.
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He might just be Mr. Wrong for Ms. Hope Hicks....
How can you not fall in love?
Wow....look at those eyes.....He's just gorgeous....
The Onion! 
Seriously, that poor girl needs help. Her taste in men is famously bad. She needs therapy about 5 days a week.
photo shopped (or whatever it is they do now)....I've never seen such a face that appears to lack a soul..,...I wonder if he's "reptilian"..............He's actually quite scary looking.....
His wife doesn't 'understand' him.
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