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lordsummerisle

(4,651 posts) Sat Feb 10, 2018, 10:11 AM Feb 2018

Jeff Sessions Says People Should 'Tough It Out' and Take Aspirin Instead of Opioids

U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions recently shared his idea for solving the opioid crisis: aspirin, sleep and less marijuana.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/jeff-sessions-says-people-apos-193024259.html

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Jeff Sessions Says People Should 'Tough It Out' and Take Aspirin Instead of Opioids (Original Post) lordsummerisle Feb 2018 OP

Maybe Sessions should use some marijuana... dchill Feb 2018 #1

Someone needs to take Jeff Sessions in the back room yuiyoshida Feb 2018 #2

What if you take opioids for the hip and leg pain created by holding an aspirin between your knees? tanyev Feb 2018 #3

He Sheldom takes good advice Chipper Chat Feb 2018 #5

I have advice for him Yonnie3 Feb 2018 #4

Kidney Stone. Have One, Jeff. MineralMan Feb 2018 #6

Jeff Sessions can go fuck himself... what an idiot!! InAbLuEsTaTe Feb 2018 #7

He forgot Jesus dalton99a Feb 2018 #8

I'll inform my second job and my two children about that sleep thing. reflection Feb 2018 #9

His degree must be from The Torquemada Institute for Pain. nt Ilsa Feb 2018 #10

I knew an ass like that. Then he had a gallbladder flair up and was pushing the morphine pump button Hoyt Feb 2018 #11

dchill

(38,539 posts)

1. Maybe Sessions should use some marijuana...

Reply to lordsummerisle (Original post)

Sat Feb 10, 2018, 10:13 AM

Feb 2018

and finally get over himself. Everyone would be better off.

yuiyoshida

(41,861 posts)

2. Someone needs to take Jeff Sessions in the back room

Reply to lordsummerisle (Original post)

Sat Feb 10, 2018, 10:15 AM

Feb 2018

And feed him Cannabis Cookies....Just don't tell him what's in it until after he has eaten three or four !

tanyev

(42,618 posts)

3. What if you take opioids for the hip and leg pain created by holding an aspirin between your knees?

Reply to lordsummerisle (Original post)

Sat Feb 10, 2018, 10:16 AM

Feb 2018

Hmm?

Chipper Chat

(9,692 posts)

5. He Sheldom takes good advice

Reply to tanyev (Reply #3)

Sat Feb 10, 2018, 10:42 AM

Feb 2018

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Yonnie3

(17,485 posts)

4. I have advice for him

Reply to lordsummerisle (Original post)

Sat Feb 10, 2018, 10:25 AM

Feb 2018

Go back to your Proctologist. Have him reinsert your opinion.

He says, "That may be an exaggerated number," in justifying policy. I'm glad it's science based.

My recollections are that a doctor in the last two decades, has only once advised me to take Aspirin and that was for a daily low dose. There have been many times when a doctor has strongly advised me not to take Aspirin.