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(52,328 posts)Funtatlaguy
(10,887 posts)I polish both cheeks with lemon scented pledge daily.
shraby
(21,946 posts)Funtatlaguy
(10,887 posts)Do you have hidden cameras placed in my house?
MineralMan
(146,331 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)cause I sit on my ass too much for any dust to accumulate.
Gidney N Cloyd
(19,847 posts)We are buttdust, we are golden
We are billion year old carbon
And we got to get ourselves back to the garden
flotsam
(3,268 posts)King James Version
In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.
I checked 5 versions of the bible and in none do the words "butt" or "but" appear. And its "unto" dust, you moron!
Wounded Bear
(58,713 posts)underpants
(182,883 posts)Voltaire2
(13,174 posts)UpInArms
(51,284 posts)IronLionZion
(45,534 posts)but toilet paper isn't always enough either, so try some wet wipes or a bidet.
I Tried The Indian Butt Hose For The First Time And It Is Definitely The Best Way To Poop
https://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/i-tried-the-indian-butt-hose-for-the-first-time-and-it-is-de?utm_term=.ixq63nVBz#.aiAAa71Q8
left-of-center2012
(34,195 posts)but I am not butt dust.
Liberal In Texas
(13,576 posts)JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,367 posts)Staph
(6,253 posts)She has a wonderfully wicked sense of humor!