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You can't make this shit up. Hannity has gone full info wars. Too funny-
"The article then zooms in on a portion of the Obama portrait that it believes depicts a sperm swimming on the former presidents head, just around the area of his left temple.
The Hannity article said that the purported sperm in the Obama painting was part of a shocking and widening scandal about the portrait.
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/02/sean-hannity-comes-completely-unglued-alleged-secret-sperm-hidden-obamas-portrait/
MineralMan
(146,325 posts)But what do I know? I have one of those, too, on my forehead.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,829 posts)MineralMan
(146,325 posts)Lots of people have visible veins in that area.
Fox News is Nuts!
flotsam
(3,268 posts)but I'm certain Sean has swallowed more than I have...not that there's anything wrong with that...
underpants
(182,868 posts)Hannity is such an ass
forgotmylogin
(7,530 posts)While holding a jar of elitist mustard.
And a copy of his birth certificate.
insHannity needs to calm down. Who knows how much actual seminal residue there is in Hannity's hairline at any given time?
yellowcanine
(35,701 posts)(Which Hannity probably doesn't think was a scandal at all)
underpants
(182,868 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,829 posts)"To get back to the warning that I've received, you might take it with however many grains of salt you wish, that the brown acid that is circulating around us is not specifically too good. It's suggested that you do stay away from that. Of course it's your own trip, so be my guest."
Stay away from the brown acid, Sean.
askyagerz
(776 posts)Kinda like Brown acid but with more demons lol
Codeine
(25,586 posts)Cracklin Charlie
(12,904 posts)MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)Pretty much grifting the rube with lies.
edbermac
(15,943 posts)askyagerz
(776 posts)And 50 cousins. Silly drunken Catholics
Louis1895
(768 posts)...but you can use the search function and see that it used to be on the site.
askyagerz
(776 posts)Missed a letter when I copied it
Louis1895
(768 posts)It wasn't your fault nor it was not a bad Rawstory link. Hannity took it down but, at least for now, the Hannity web site search engine proves it used to be on their site.
titaniumsalute
(4,742 posts)askyagerz
(776 posts)No matter how many tiny sperms he rubs over his face it will never be as awesome as that one giant glorious sperm that graces Obama's forehead. Such a great sperm for such a unremarkable man. Ughhhh its just not fair!
Alwaysna
(574 posts)Dick?
struggle4progress
(118,330 posts)Va Lefty
(6,252 posts)[Lt. Huff smells a mask]
Lt. Huff: Its urine.
Lt. Steve Milford: Oh thank God. Phil thought it might be semen.
Lt. Huff: Phil needs to talk to a therapist.
jalan48
(13,881 posts)askyagerz
(776 posts)Is to hurt Obama's legacy. They couldn't let him enjoy his 8 years so theyre definitely not going to let him enjoy one day now that they are in power. They have drank too much of their own koolaid and won't be happy until Obama is in prison. It doesn't even matter if they have to make something up because in their hearts they just know he is guilty of something
JDC
(10,130 posts)WTF is wrong with this guy
askyagerz
(776 posts)Not just penises but BLACK penises! I knew BLM was taking over!
Initech
(100,099 posts)Initech
(100,099 posts)"Nobody tell anyone, that will be our little secret!"
LanternWaste
(37,748 posts)If he only said "the portraits... they're not really my thing. The artists shouldn't try to prove a point. I'm not an elitist, I just like what I like..." he would have been so damned popular with the Hip & Trendy set who dismiss anything they can't understand in thirty seconds.
But he had to remove the dog whistle and go full-bore idiot.
Lint Head
(15,064 posts)magicarpet
(14,160 posts).... and has opened himself to prosecution.
So now on order to cover his tracks he will come up with whack-a-doodle off the wall nonsense - so his thought process looks less premeditated and contrived with the specific intent to derail justice. If he paints himself to be a cuckoo crazy boy - and an off the rails nut case - that might be his ticket to keep his ass out of court with an obstruction charge.
He can paint himself as a deranged entertainer who is masquerading as a journalist - he deserves sympathy and not being prosecuted.
He is just dumb, stupid, and harmless and says the craziest things. Hannity is cunning like a fox, he is committing obstruction and he knows it - his interest is to plant the seeds of confusion and doubt so tr-dump can get off the hook even though he is guilty as shit of treasonous conduct.
Hannity is a Fascist. Tr-dump is a Fascist.
Welcome to the Fascist brotherhood.
tavernier
(12,396 posts)ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)GentryDixon
(2,957 posts)This is what my hair feels like behind the ear after he put glue on the incision.
underpants
(182,868 posts)Hekate
(90,774 posts)MAKE IT STOP!