I think she is O.K. with him having affairs, she just gets upset when he PAYS them! Says a lot about the type of women he goes for, he expects them to charge!!

Can not wait to see the movie

I say John Goodman in a fat suit. John's a big boy, but Donnie..........he is BIGLY!

but he's going to have to "beef up", even with his SNL "Trump-suit". He just doesn't have the dimensions Donnie has.

that Trump would have scheduling entanglements, what with being in prison and all.

His Republicanism might interfere with the proper execution of this role, but he's the right width and he does a good job at playing odious characters.

Cause that was done very well.

Well, actually it was a book first, so maybe the same author should help out with this project.

That is the word for this mess we have today. How I wish Hillary would have won the election.

The Russians, Donald Trump, the FBI, Republican gerrymandered election districts, and a gaggle of low information, hate-filled "Americans" took it away and gave it to Little Donnie Trump though.

That is probably the best statement I have heard/read about the stupid Repukelicans election victory. When I have to look at all of the talking heads on television and listen to commentary. It goes in one ear and out the other.

Thanks a lot Serge

Was thinking I can use a bit of sillieness after today's news.

She'll take the money, like Marla did. Marla had a book ready to ship to stores, but took a last-minute settlement.

Before Marla, there was Ivana. After her divorce, SHE wrote a book.
But it never got published because she had taken it to the guy who owns the National Enquirer, and he apparently told Don Sr. about it.
They came up with a plan. The Inquirer guy paid Ivana a 5 figure sum, had her sign a contract, but IN the contract was a clause that she could never talk about the book until it was published,
and Enquirer guy kept all rights of publication.
It was never published.

He's terrified of his trophies talking... I wonder what he's so afraid of hmm?

into the losing position. She may have a foreign accent but I think she's smarter than his former wives. Of course she's got the benefit of hindsight.

let there be a follow-up

AND SOUND

has it recorded, maybe even picture and sound. Someone would get some serious bank for that. The White House will fight tooth and nail to keep that from getting out.

spoiled!

How are those nose holders feeling these days

You can block photos but not the sound. Please, please, let there be sound.

morecthan once an hour

all the way down to Mar-a-fargo

again

Link to tweet

holding hands!! Loving couple, eh? Which WH aide was screaming, Hope Hicks? Upset about the playboy model and the porn star?

How many more programs will be cut to pay for their lifestyle?

She shouldn't even go with him after today's news.

He would be lucky to get 5 % in the DC metro area if he's around to run again.

Unfortunately, she had to share a plane with him. Apparently that's where the trouble started.

Coming soon: His and Her 747’s!

Fight,fight fight. Film at eleven.

Pisses me off. But Obama is on their covers all of the time. How can you whine about "fake news" when the NATIONAL ENQUIRER is in your corner?



If Melania leaves him, she'll get blamed by the tabloids and there will be a lot of stories about her.

Literally, I tells ya

...the National Enquirer will blame Obama.

As Melania continues to compare IMPotus to President Obama as a president, as a husband, as an intelligent, compassionate human being, everything (including size of hands), Impotus just keeps coming up short! 😉

Obama and Hillary's emails. It has to.

They love their trifectas.

Trump has put the Clenis to shame though. No matter how repulsed Republicans were by the Clenis (or pretended to be), no matter how many times they stated, "what will we tell the children"? Trump's mutated member has put the Clenis on the back shelf. Never again shall we regale each other with tales of the Clenis.

Melania Leaves Trump For Obama

Maintenance Fee from the Inaugural slush fund. All about Stage Crafting and looking the part for the Base.

much.. but I bet they're trying to disgrace Hillary, too.

Bunch of garbage can liners. The National Enquirer endorsed trump so I guess that's why he's off limits.

But, irony of ironies.. the regular papers and online news orgs report on trump and it looks like trash from NE and the other LIAR trash mags.

they should be called hemorrhoids.

How about taborrhoids?

I'm a word nerd, and I absolutely love stuff like this.

2 of my favorite "not a word but should be" creations (not my own, sadly) are:

ignoranus - someone who is both stupid and an asshole

sarchasm - tha gap between someone with biting wit and someone too stupid to get it

and is now an official part of my vocabulary.

from Enterprise, NV

....just juicy, undocumented gossip.

So this can't have happened.

Melania wasn't there.

Maybe Melania is there , though.

Reality shows frequently like to feature shouting matches and fights

It's a very stressful time in a relationship when a spouse has been paying off women and is getting ready to go to prison...

out at the same time as the Mueller noose tightens with 13 indictments.

This is kind of delicious, isn't it?

Once it hits your lips

Link to tweet

Uppity women, you know. They're all Jezabels lying in wait to trap innocent men.

Every picture of her shouts "miserable". Quite frankly, she deserves it. She doesn't have to stay with him. It's not like she'll be living on the streets or in a shelter or anything. She and her kid won't want for money. How much more embarrassing can her life get? Wouldn't it just be easier to divorce that turd?

If she or her lawyers were too stupid to protect her, she may be in a precarious position.

marriage didn't last 4 years. He filed for divorce weeks before their 4th year anniversary and she received a paltry amount. Been scrapping to get by ever since.

Melania's bestie from Inaugural committee. Beats got a 1.5m spiff for running it through her totally legit "business". Melania's pay off?

to put money in the Dotard's pocket. But this time Melania was complicit. Lock them all up.

She was found under a lifeguard's shack with a bodyguard one night in Florida.

First Lady to DJT and she is Putin's "control"on Donnie, has been from the beginning.

she isn't doing a very good job.

That might be part of the prenup. We don't know.

What sort of a woman would agree to such a thing prior to her marriage? If she did, then she would deserve to not have custody anyway.

Besides, you think for one minute that trump would want to be saddled with a child?

can she even make an expression? gawd she is so freaking creepy

..... or a bloody lip

I'm not sure I believe this report, frankly.

A tweet that ends with "...so I am told."

It could be true. It's believable enough, but I get really tired of Twits instantly becoming news sources. I want to know who they are and how they know what they're writing.

We are too quick to believe anonymous Twits saying stuff. As I remember that got us in trouble in 2016, when we were overrun by Twits tweeting. I notice that we're no longer hearing from people like Louise Mensch. The election is over. Everyone's manipulation work is over. They've all gone home now.

Twitter is almost as bad as Facebook when it comes to “creative” news stories.