"Thanks, I just had it installed!"

Don't mention uncle daddy, though.

Or how about “Wanna come over and watch Hannity? He’s really smart.”

I’m into into “water sports,” shooting small animals, posting on Breitbart, and have an extensive collection on Nazi memorabilia.

Dream first date: We meet at the gun range, where I will exhibit my prowess with firearms. Once your leg wound is bandaged up (Snowflake!). Next, lunch at McDonalds (no, GET the fries), followed by a Matterhorn-sized cake-and-one-cream dessert. Then, you can sit silently as I go take care of some stuff that I’m not supposed to talk about.

Really, I’m just an old-fashioned racist who’s dirt poor, but rich with a Bible-filled life, and the wise words of my two favorite patriots, Hannity and Alex Jones. Let’s collude to #MAGA