I've looked over your resume, and why you want to join us at Amalgamated Incorporated. I have one question, though, about this gap in your employment in 2017 and the first part of 2018. What was that about?

Oh, heh, it's a little embarrassing. See, I was serving time in prison.

Oh! Well, we at Amalgamated believe in helping those who've paid their debt to society, Ms. Hicks. Nothing to be ashamed of.

That's very nice of you to say that. I can start immediately.

Yes, that's good. Hmmm. Hicks . . . Hicks. Say, wasn't there a Hope Hicks who worked in the Trump White House? Communications Director or something? You aren't she?

No, no, hand to God, it was prison, I tell you!

1 Hicks = 36.7 Scaramuccis = 14 months

How about this:

1 Nunes WH run = 4080 bone spur hops = 0.56 miles

(decaBigMacs per fortnight) Beyond my comprehension.

However, I have managed to convert it to "sacks of White Castles per day", using Convert-me.com.

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you have experienced that aroma at some point in your life, LOL. Same stuff at Krystals when I live in TN.

Very popular late night snack in my area of KY and hangover remedy (back in my crazy days)!

I think I'm getting a Castle crave as we speak....

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Or maybe a new home in the penitentiary where he'll be invited to all the sock-hopping he can handle.

Hmmmm. I wonder if Melania will ask for visitation rights? </sarcasm>

Or will she, obviously masochistic, just dust them off and look for another ass^*# to appease.

A-holes of the type she seems to end up with are interested in one thing:looks. Once youth leaves us, a certain (pathetically shallow) segment of the population just simply loses interest. Trump himself referred to her as a “piece of tail,” which she was apparently ok with.