the news flashed on his phone. Payday from Heaven. Or someplace else

And all it took were a few 'white lies' on a health report. The obedient will be rewarded.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,869 posts)

2. It seems to be true.

Reply to RandySF (Original post)

Wed Mar 28, 2018, 05:43 PM

Mar 2018

Link to tweet

Not that weirdo "Dr." Harold Bornstein, but the guy who did Trump's official physical recently that sounded almost as bogus as Bornstein's. May this is Jackson's reward for his bogus physical.

Fullduplexxx

(7,870 posts)

3. Qualified people wont work for him

Reply to RandySF (Original post)

Wed Mar 28, 2018, 05:51 PM

Mar 2018

dsc

(52,166 posts)

4. you mean the man who wrote that insane doctor's note in the campaign?

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Wed Mar 28, 2018, 05:51 PM

Mar 2018

herding cats

(19,568 posts)

6. No, the WH staff doctor

Reply to dsc (Reply #4)

Wed Mar 28, 2018, 05:53 PM

Mar 2018

The one who just did Trumps physical and said he weighed 239lbs.

VOX

(22,976 posts)

23. Dump has to weigh at LEAST 280-290 lbs.

Reply to herding cats (Reply #6)

Wed Mar 28, 2018, 07:13 PM

Mar 2018

Based on his height, plus the flopping apron of suet around his gut, plus his widescreen-edition soggy ass.

“239” is probably his GOAL weight, as in, “Get below 240, if you possibly can.”

yallerdawg

(16,104 posts)

7. No.

Reply to dsc (Reply #4)

Wed Mar 28, 2018, 05:54 PM

Mar 2018

The one who said the Dotard could live to be 200.

And wasn't overweight. Just needed to eat a little better.

yallerdawg

(16,104 posts)

5. Unbelievable.

Reply to RandySF (Original post)

Wed Mar 28, 2018, 05:52 PM

Mar 2018

The White House physician to run the VA.

Was the Dotard a big fan of "Punk'd" show? This makes not one lick of sense.

Taking care of our Veterans.

Mc Mike

(9,115 posts)

8. He DID say the dRumpenfuhrer had great genes. Obviously a promotion is in order. nt

Reply to RandySF (Original post)

Wed Mar 28, 2018, 05:55 PM

Mar 2018

randr

(12,417 posts)

11. Who better to fuck up a fucked up situation

Reply to RandySF (Original post)

Wed Mar 28, 2018, 06:02 PM

Mar 2018

The lsos can't count all his friends on his tiny little hands, he has too many fingers.

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dalton99a

(81,599 posts)

13. Jackson will be replaced by a doctor who says Trump will live to be 400 years old

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Wed Mar 28, 2018, 06:06 PM

Mar 2018

lostnfound

(16,191 posts)

15. Beelzebub has unique needs. Nt

Reply to dalton99a (Reply #13)

Wed Mar 28, 2018, 06:20 PM

Mar 2018

lame54

(35,326 posts)

14. It all makes sense now...

Reply to RandySF (Original post)

Wed Mar 28, 2018, 06:16 PM

Mar 2018

"Lie about my physical and I'll take care of you"

skylucy

(3,743 posts)

25. Bingo!

Reply to lame54 (Reply #14)

Wed Mar 28, 2018, 07:25 PM

Mar 2018

UTUSN

(70,744 posts)

17. It just gets curiouser and curiouser!1

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Wed Mar 28, 2018, 06:25 PM

Mar 2018

JHB

(37,162 posts)

21. Doctor Area 51?

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Wed Mar 28, 2018, 07:10 PM

Mar 2018

Vinca

(50,310 posts)

22. Lying about fat boy's weight paid off.

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Wed Mar 28, 2018, 07:11 PM

Mar 2018

mountain grammy

(26,655 posts)

24. he said spanky could live to be 200

Reply to RandySF (Original post)

Wed Mar 28, 2018, 07:20 PM

Mar 2018

and that was also his weight (225?) I'm surprised he didn't appoint him Sec of State.

matt819

(10,749 posts)

26. The VA is the largest non military bureaucracy

Reply to RandySF (Original post)

Wed Mar 28, 2018, 07:27 PM

Mar 2018

320,000 employees.

dameatball

(7,400 posts)

27. So does this mean that VA patients with PTSD will be re-labeled as "moody, but extremely healthy?"

Reply to RandySF (Original post)

Wed Mar 28, 2018, 07:28 PM

Mar 2018

Ferrets are Cool

(21,110 posts)

28. And, this is the important part....

Reply to RandySF (Original post)

Wed Mar 28, 2018, 07:28 PM

Mar 2018

there will be a HUGE push to privatize the VA.

Eliot Rosewater

(31,121 posts)

29. Intentionally slapping us all in the face, telling us he will destroy our country

Reply to RandySF (Original post)

Wed Mar 28, 2018, 07:28 PM

Mar 2018

and there isnt shit we can do about it because we told everybody we were gonna hold our noses.

Because there really is no difference between him and Hillary, you know

Some of us warned

Afromania

(2,771 posts)

30. Not even surprised by this, trump isn't even trying to hide his rediculousness anymore.

Reply to RandySF (Original post)

Wed Mar 28, 2018, 07:34 PM

Mar 2018

Well Dr. Ronnie(whatever) Jackson you can finish kissing your credibility goodbye with this nomination. He's do himself a real solid by turning this down, but we all know anybody associated with trump is dumb as a stump. He'll accept this, screw up and get fired/resign/re assigned to surgeon general before his eventual ouster for something stupid.

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