President Donald Trump -- a poem (-;

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*To the tune of "My Country, 'Tis of Thee" or "God Save the Queen"*

President Donald Trump

President Donald Trump,
The White House was a dump;
All praise the Don;
Host of "Apprentice" shows,
Defend coal from her foes,
Ensure oil ever flows,
Maintain the con!

Mammon's true bastard son,
Truth teller to no one,
Compassion's bane;
Friend of the billionaire,
God to the millionaire,
None can their greed impair,
Avarice reigns!

Let tax cuts rule the day,
The poor we shall betray,
To build our wall;
Brown people scare us so,
Unless our grass they mow,
Each one has got to go,
Deport them all!

All mulligans to you
For every girl you screw,
What a great guy;
A poor white dream made real,
Promise them jobs in steel,
renege on every deal,
Promise the sky!

America is great,
For all those white and straight,
Just like Mike Pence;
Freedom will always ring,
For those with everything,
We should just make you king,
Lucifer's prince!