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highplainsdem

(49,022 posts) Sat Apr 7, 2018, 10:31 AM Apr 2018

Ana Navarro wrote a TGIF haiku for Trump yesterday:

Link to tweet

TGIF Haiku:

It’s a mighty scare
The Emperor has no hair
At least he has clothes

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Ana Navarro wrote a TGIF haiku for Trump yesterday: (Original Post) highplainsdem Apr 2018 OP

Love it! malthaussen Apr 2018 #1

For future archaeologists: dalton99a Apr 2018 #2

Priceless! tech3149 Apr 2018 #3

Time for a touch up, tRumpolini. Grammy23 Apr 2018 #4

No, he can't see how ridiculous he looks. His vanity is limitless. See this highplainsdem Apr 2018 #5

malthaussen

(17,215 posts)

1. Love it!

Reply to highplainsdem (Original post)

Sat Apr 7, 2018, 10:35 AM

Apr 2018

His head is alive
With many rabid rodents
They nibble his brain.

-- Mal

dalton99a

(81,565 posts)

2. For future archaeologists:

Reply to highplainsdem (Original post)

Sat Apr 7, 2018, 10:40 AM

Apr 2018

tech3149

(4,452 posts)

3. Priceless!

Reply to dalton99a (Reply #2)

Sat Apr 7, 2018, 12:54 PM

Apr 2018

No better reference to Orange Julius Seeser.

Grammy23

(5,810 posts)

4. Time for a touch up, tRumpolini.

Reply to highplainsdem (Original post)

Sat Apr 7, 2018, 01:17 PM

Apr 2018

Notice the white at the temples. What hair he has left is as white as snow or a mix of gray and white. Bwahaha. He thinks he can fool us with his blonde locks but we ladies know when he needs a touch up for his tell tale roots.

And why won’t someone tell him that the raccoon eyes are not flattering?? The fake tanner needs to go a little higher. Geeze, Louise. Can he not see how ridiculous he looks??

highplainsdem

(49,022 posts)

5. No, he can't see how ridiculous he looks. His vanity is limitless. See this

Reply to Grammy23 (Reply #4)

Sat Apr 7, 2018, 01:38 PM

Apr 2018

article about the demands for how Trump should be filmed for a cameo in "Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps" in 2010:

http://www.newsweek.com/here-are-absurd-instructions-putting-donald-trump-your-movie-509810

"We received this email at 6:45 a.m. that morning, from somebody in his camp," says Eric Kopeloff, the film's producer. "Saying—you just gotta read it. I can't paraphrase it."

The email reveals Trump's obsession with his physical appearance. It requests that the Donald be filmed under "warm golden lighting" to accentuate his "warm golden" skin and "defined jaw-line." It also instructs the cinematographer to shoot Trump "front face to camera," while avoiding his left hair part. Trump also requested his own monitor so he could see himself after being shot, a request the crew found ridiculous.

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