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BROKEN - All Remaining GOP House Members Announce They Won't Run
Washington, 4/11/18
Apparently following head rodent Paul Ryan off the docked ship of state, all Republican members of the House of Representatives tweeted this morning that they will not run for re-election. This comes also after many sitting GOP members have already made the same announcement. Clearly, they all fear a loss in the November, 2018 general election, due to the blowback from Donald Trump's disastrous non-leadership as President.
Democratic House members held a rowdy wake for their departing colleagues on the House floor. Unseasoned chicken wings and a casserole made of limp noodles and stale ideas were served on leftover paper plates from campaign rallies. GOP members quickly consumed this ceremonious last meal and fled to their offices.
President Trump immediately tweeted: "WEAK LOSERS! NO STAMINA! SAD!"
Apparently following head rodent Paul Ryan off the docked ship of state, all Republican members of the House of Representatives tweeted this morning that they will not run for re-election. This comes also after many sitting GOP members have already made the same announcement. Clearly, they all fear a loss in the November, 2018 general election, due to the blowback from Donald Trump's disastrous non-leadership as President.
Democratic House members held a rowdy wake for their departing colleagues on the House floor. Unseasoned chicken wings and a casserole made of limp noodles and stale ideas were served on leftover paper plates from campaign rallies. GOP members quickly consumed this ceremonious last meal and fled to their offices.
President Trump immediately tweeted: "WEAK LOSERS! NO STAMINA! SAD!"
