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LuckyCharms

(17,427 posts)
Wed Apr 11, 2018, 11:47 AM Apr 2018

BREAKING: Every single republican announces their resignation.

This includes all republicans at the federal, state and local levels. This morning, thousands of politicians who identify as republican announced their resignation in unison.

I have been trying to get interviews, but so far, I have only been able to get one off the record response from a republican congressman..."Fuck this fucking bullshit right here sideways. I'm out".

I'll update you further after my next scheduled bong hit.

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BREAKING: Every single republican announces their resignation. (Original Post) LuckyCharms Apr 2018 OP
Thx for the first real good laff of the day eleny Apr 2018 #1
lol You're welcome. LuckyCharms Apr 2018 #3
Oh, yeah eleny Apr 2018 #8
What's your schedule? I'd like to synchronize. WheelWalker Apr 2018 #2
Like the weather channel... LuckyCharms Apr 2018 #4
...it's as easy as a bridge. WheelWalker Apr 2018 #16
First, ya gotta stay up really late eleny Apr 2018 #5
I've got both the retirement and decades of training. WheelWalker Apr 2018 #14
Hi LuckyCharms, how are you ? syringis Apr 2018 #6
Hi syringis! LuckyCharms Apr 2018 #22
And no shit, I have some land I wanna sell you Eliot Rosewater Apr 2018 #7
Corruption running wild duforsure Apr 2018 #9
Time for the Republican Party to die! FakeNoose Apr 2018 #10
That's an awesome graphic. byronius Apr 2018 #13
The only thing that is keeping the GOP alive is the clergy and conspiracy theorists. Initech Apr 2018 #20
Actually, it was only about 75% of them. louis-t Apr 2018 #11
Please please please please please please. byronius Apr 2018 #12
The Republican Rapture! BBG Apr 2018 #15
Thanks for the laugh meow2u3 Apr 2018 #17
C'mon pass that thing will ya? workinclasszero Apr 2018 #18
Encouraging words..... magicarpet Apr 2018 #19
comrades-in-arms Skittles Apr 2018 #21

eleny

(46,166 posts)
8. Oh, yeah
Wed Apr 11, 2018, 12:04 PM
Apr 2018

When I read your Subject I had that momentary "what if it really happened". Before it faded the sun came out and sandbags came down, zinnias started blooming. It was the best.

syringis

(5,101 posts)
6. Hi LuckyCharms, how are you ?
Wed Apr 11, 2018, 12:03 PM
Apr 2018

Either we are in Santa Claus time, or the US calendar is a bit peculiar : it's everyday April's fool day, from 1st January to 31 December.

Eliot Rosewater

(31,112 posts)
7. And no shit, I have some land I wanna sell you
Wed Apr 11, 2018, 12:04 PM
Apr 2018


But yes, were I so inclined to get high, this would be how I would wake up everyday.


I used to get high

Wait, just thought of something



duforsure

(11,885 posts)
9. Corruption running wild
Wed Apr 11, 2018, 12:07 PM
Apr 2018

And more running from this president as quickly as they can knowing he's going to be found guilty as sin on everything. That's why trump is now so desperate, and looking how he can change all the rules for himself, and make it so there is no rule of law anymore, just trump justice. From the same guy who was for the death penalty for the Central Park 5, and even after they found proof they weren't guilty he still was promoting the death penalty for them, and people want the rule of law to exclude him? Republicans screwed by trump too, without consent.

FakeNoose

(32,639 posts)
10. Time for the Republican Party to die!
Wed Apr 11, 2018, 12:11 PM
Apr 2018

What's the reason for saving this Party? There is no reason, let it die.

Prosecute all the guilty people, put them in jail. Whoever is left can start a new party with non-criminals running it.



Initech

(100,076 posts)
20. The only thing that is keeping the GOP alive is the clergy and conspiracy theorists.
Wed Apr 11, 2018, 02:50 PM
Apr 2018

And also hate radio talk show hosts. Everyone else has either abandoned ship, or is planning to abandon ship. The GOP has become that toxic and vile.

magicarpet

(14,150 posts)
19. Encouraging words.....
Wed Apr 11, 2018, 02:49 PM
Apr 2018

.... from Marijuana Central.

Keep your eyes peeled for Sessions hiding in the wings.

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