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Furious Koch Brothers Sell Paul Ryan on eBayBy Andy Borowitz 11:28 A.M.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)In a fit of pique, David and Charles Koch have unceremoniously listed House Speaker Paul Ryan for sale on the auction site eBay.
The Kochs, who reportedly had purchased Ryan for a sum estimated in the tens of millions, now seem likely to lose their entire investment.
According to Ryans listing on the auction site, the Kochs set a five-hundred-dollar asking price for the used congressman, a figure that, in light of the tepid bidding for him, seems optimistic.
Granted, owning Paul Ryan doesnt have the benefits that its had for David and Charles for all of these years, but the status of owning a former Speaker of the House has to be worth something, one Koch associate said. Certainly more than the current high bid of seventeen dollars.
The eBay listing suggested several possible uses for the former House Speaker, including as a Halloween ornament or garden gnome.
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riversedge
(70,218 posts)dweller
(23,632 posts)gonna stick his worthless butt back in the driver seat of the weinie mobile ...
Raster
(20,998 posts)...a big weiner driving an even bigger weiner.
Eliot Rosewater
(31,112 posts)Vladimir Palin bids $501 to BUY NOW the former US House Leader, Paul Ryan, stating "hey, who knows, maybe we can have him clean the toilets around the Kremlin"
smb
(3,471 posts)...he only cleans the toilets that have already been cleaned by somebody else.
dalton99a
(81,488 posts)SonofDonald
(2,050 posts)Make sure you put air holes in the box because if you don't.....
Oh screw it, never mind.
snowy owl
(2,145 posts)Reagan, Bush, Trump, Ryan all wanted to lower their taxes. And they did. What is wrong with Americans?
Wwcd
(6,288 posts)Gothmog
(145,242 posts)barbtries
(28,794 posts)but the kochs got their money's worth.
FakeNoose
(32,639 posts)Ryan was probably a bargain for them.
NastyRiffraff
(12,448 posts)It would be perfect, even though Jeff Sessions looks more like a gnome.
yardwork
(61,608 posts)not fooled
(5,801 posts)with that hangdog look:
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NastyRiffraff
(12,448 posts)LakeArenal
(28,817 posts)Even with free shipping.
usaf-vet
(6,186 posts)pi$$ on him every day.
Smiling at the thought!
erronis
(15,257 posts)calimary
(81,267 posts)Wouldnt want to scare the worms! Particularly since Paul Ryan is LOWER than worms.
Wounded Bear
(58,656 posts)Sorry, couldn't resist the nerd humor.
smb
(3,471 posts)"Purchased Paul Ryan for use as garden gnome. Thought I was purchasing Jeff Sessions. One star."
trueblue2007
(17,218 posts)Cha
(297,236 posts)$$$$$$$! Down the drain now, eh?
Does that mean scott walker gets more?
lsewpershad
(2,620 posts)but not far from the truth.
Faux pas
(14,681 posts)I'm sure they'll get their pound of flesh.