this was a “regrettable accident” ......the asshat's attacks on Amazon day after day.....“a regrettable accident” ..really?

The massive rally with be held of the South Lawn of the White House on Constitution Day, Sept 18. You a'll come hear.

The Orange Overlord's tiny fingers would burn with fire if he dared touch the sacred text of E Pleb Nista....

Lots of pictures, very few words.



That should give Trump nightmares for a week.

Brilliant !!!!!

Or Borowitz even?

Borowitz!

To have to consider the possibility is what makes good satire good.

(This goes back 20+)

After telling a minutes long piece on some topic, he would have a last second quirk, and ended with:

Now you know the rest......of the story.

Save the byline here until the last.

I grew up at my grandparents and they were devote fans.

I still hear that line in my head all the time.

Good satire always has you thinking it's possible. This piece is clear proof of that.

and sent it to the WH it would be the best prank of the day. (Unfortunately, the books would never get there unless dropped by helicopter. Security would have to screen them, and that wold be the end of it.)

Anyone who asks for a head-up before reading the material does not have a good funny-bone.

I won't go into the psychological/neurological discussions about certain people who don't "get humor" may also be RWNJ.

Who can tell the difference any more?

just a little. Doesn't take much.

Borowitz for the win....

They tipped their hand at the end. Press Secretary Sarah H. Sanders would never be so bluntly candid.

a fly on the wall at Huck Thanksgiving dinner? Doesn't she and her dad realize she is just a pawn - and seriously mocked by the WORLD ? And, that she has ZERO future????

Nicest thing I can say: She's very good at a very bad job.

She coul have gotten a job there without her tour of crazy

Do it !! Not too late !! I would ship to WH1 (not WH2-DC) (i.e. Mara Lago)

Good one......

My morning laugh.

I sent that one on.

for not sending the kids version with pictures and crayons.

But Borowitz demands it.

Thanks, Zorro - much better than the usual "oh crap what has the freak in our White House done now?

Now The New Yorker has a paywall. I need more $$.

Really? I don't think he knows how to read. Otherwise, he'd rather watch the Nazi News Network (a.k.a. FOX) to get his marching orders for the day.

I suppose he could use all those copies for starting fires. But then, it might me a bridge too far.

Yes, their intentionally fake to be humorous...but they don't identify that. There is a "sarcasm" emoji for a purpose. It's getting to be irritating.

It would be hilarious if it actually happened. Imagine Cheetoh stomping down the hallway screaming, perhaps throwing things.

Funny stuff.

Thanks Zorro for posting this, and thanks Andy for writing it.