Just use an Army hurt feelings report.

Check the box requesting a blankie

for just $10 from Vistaprint.

Save them some hard thinking.

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George Soros! He has worked very hard at subverting America damnit!!

We must have our own token billionaire for them to demonize to counter our hits on the Koch brothers. Fair is fair!

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She'll be getting her own card pretty soon, I think!
That's if our plans for the Blue Tsunami come to fruition.

Just like getting a new wardrobe when one gets a new job, I'm sure Nancy will insist on a new set of right-wing conspiracy theories from Faux, Sinclaire, Limbaugh, and Jones. No more of those trite, worn-out old ones. Make them hit "reset".

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quite a few at work...

I can't Rec this thread twice!

... but very few have a sense of humor.