Welcome to DU!
The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards.
Join the community:
Create a free account
Support DU (and get rid of ads!):
Become a Star Member
Latest Breaking News
General Discussion
The DU Lounge
All Forums
Issue Forums
Culture Forums
Alliance Forums
Region Forums
Support Forums
Help & Search
General Discussion
Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThe National Enquirer: We spiked Trump stories because they didn't meet our journalistic standards.
Also the Enquirer: Stevie Wonder can see now.Link to tweet
InfoView thread info, including edit history
TrashPut this thread in your Trash Can (My DU » Trash Can)
BookmarkAdd this thread to your Bookmarks (My DU » Bookmarks)
18 replies, 1440 views
ShareGet links to this post and/or share on social media
AlertAlert this post for a rule violation
PowersThere are no powers you can use on this post
EditCannot edit other people's posts
ReplyReply to this post
EditCannot edit other people's posts
Rec (13)
ReplyReply to this post
18 replies
= new reply since forum marked as read
Highlight:
NoneDon't highlight anything
5 newestHighlight 5 most recent replies
The National Enquirer: We spiked Trump stories because they didn't meet our journalistic standards. (Original Post)
kpete
Apr 2018
OP
No I must admit that is the funniest headline I've ever seen ever. I mean EVER!
titaniumsalute
Apr 2018
#4
Maeve
(42,282 posts)1. Standards??? We don't need no stinkin' standards! eom
Shrike47
(6,913 posts)2. They have standards? Nobody is stupid enough to buy that, guys.
I hope.
Va Lefty
(6,252 posts)3. Yeah. Right.
v
California_Republic
(1,826 posts)16. +1
titaniumsalute
(4,742 posts)4. No I must admit that is the funniest headline I've ever seen ever. I mean EVER!
Journalistic standards and National Enquirer in the same sentence is...well...it is what it is. LOL. You cannot make this shit up truly.
itsrobert
(14,157 posts)5. What does Roseanne think?
dalton99a
(81,514 posts)6. A preferred source of information during the primary
oberliner
(58,724 posts)18. This is great
Solly Mack
(90,769 posts)8. LMAO
Yeah, right.
BootinUp
(47,158 posts)9. If laughing was the cure all
Id live to be 200 for sure.
Solly Mack
(90,769 posts)10. You and me both.
Alas...
malaise
(269,028 posts)11. +1,000
forgotmylogin
(7,529 posts)12. Coffee Splorf!
"The National Enquirer" and "journalistic standards" can't occupy the same sentence in my brain.
My favorite part is next to each list item CHECK MARK! CHECK MARK! CHECK...mm
Oh, and patented Trumpybear "Bleeve me!" finger point and "Prezidential Ice (tm)" face.
Stinky The Clown
(67,807 posts)13. Your thread title made me laugh out loud.
And I am in the dentist chair waiting for the tech!!
gopiscrap
(23,761 posts)14. Really?
the Enquirer has standards? Who knew?
Squinch
(50,954 posts)15. They need the column space for lovesick Yeti stories
oberliner
(58,724 posts)17. Stevie Wonder Still Blind, Despite Report Claiming He 'Can See Again'
Stevie Wonder is still blind. A report claims he can see again after a miraculous surgery, but its just not true. Gossip Cop can correct this seemingly fabricated tabloid cover story.
The National Enquirer is falsely announcing, Miracle After 67 Years Of Blindness Stevie Wonder Can See Again! The supermarket tabloid claims theres evidence the once-sightless superstar, blind since shortly after birth, has undergone a secret, high-tech procedure that has given him some vision. A so-called insider is quoted as saying, Stevie said he was going to have doctors implant computer chips on his retinas that hadnt been totally destroyed. The procedure is an amazing marvel of medical science, even though it sounds like science fiction.
Oh, this article is fiction, all right. The gossip magazine even misleadingly uses Wonders own quotes against him. In a light-hearted exchange with a paparazzo back in February, he joked about his eyesight, This year, I will reveal the truth. Roughly nine months later, the outlet is now presenting that statement as both a legitimate promise and a hint that he had his vision restored. Also included is a comment the singer reportedly made back in 1999 about an operation were the unsighted can become sighted with the help of some sort of a chip. The dubious publication further brings up Wonder sitting courtside at sporting events and references various conspiracy theories about his eyesight.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/music/celebrity/stevie-wonder-still-blind-despite-report-claiming-he-can-see-again/ar-AAtA67M
The National Enquirer is falsely announcing, Miracle After 67 Years Of Blindness Stevie Wonder Can See Again! The supermarket tabloid claims theres evidence the once-sightless superstar, blind since shortly after birth, has undergone a secret, high-tech procedure that has given him some vision. A so-called insider is quoted as saying, Stevie said he was going to have doctors implant computer chips on his retinas that hadnt been totally destroyed. The procedure is an amazing marvel of medical science, even though it sounds like science fiction.
Oh, this article is fiction, all right. The gossip magazine even misleadingly uses Wonders own quotes against him. In a light-hearted exchange with a paparazzo back in February, he joked about his eyesight, This year, I will reveal the truth. Roughly nine months later, the outlet is now presenting that statement as both a legitimate promise and a hint that he had his vision restored. Also included is a comment the singer reportedly made back in 1999 about an operation were the unsighted can become sighted with the help of some sort of a chip. The dubious publication further brings up Wonder sitting courtside at sporting events and references various conspiracy theories about his eyesight.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/music/celebrity/stevie-wonder-still-blind-despite-report-claiming-he-can-see-again/ar-AAtA67M