Jones hit on attractive women in high school.
They turned him down.
In response, Jones turned to Satanism and trying to conjure up some Satanic version of Axe Body Spray to make the girls fall in love with him.
That failed.
So, Satanism led him down the path of creating his own RW CT radio show and here we stand.

What a vile being

Alex long ago peddled his soul to a creepy gentleman he met at midnight at a lonely crossroad. The stranger was rather disappointed with the quality of the proffered goods, but paid up anyway.

Smoldering flab is more like it.....

seriously

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He sounds terrified that women are all evil and want his soul, likely through a sexual relationship--even the ones that come from money and privilege that other privileged white guys pursue to obtain more prestige. I'll bet that those same high school girls dated and married other guys without them having to pledge their souls to satan.
Didn't he also claim that his ex-wife tried to kill him by leaving a giant red centipede in the bathroom in Texas where big bugs aren't that rare? Somehow it was supposed to make it appear to be a natural death.
I should note that Alex has raged on about Jewish people being inherently evil and his ex-wife is Jewish.
Alex Jones has been accused of repeated sexual harassment by a man.
I suppose being a conspiracy theorist at Infowars is a good fit for Alex--he is nuts.

He was surprisingly attractive as a young man.
Why am I sharing this? Hell I dont know. But it is true. I refuse to link the pic but you can image search it as research into how toxic beliefs can ravage your body. Like that old Robert McCammon book Swan Song..

I doubt he was hot looking in high school. While fantasties on his part.

This S.O.B is dangerous. He’s already motivated one insane fan to travel to D.C. and shoot up a pizza joint, because, “Clinton-child-slave-sex ring,” or some such idiocy.

These are the people who seriously believed that Obama was going to
invade Texas: “Operation Jade Helm,” was going to be the day of reckoning with the “evil U.S.Gummit.”

Sick of these crazies. Give them a state or territory to call their own and drag them there, forever. They can all open carry and get legally married at age 12.

Sure. Snort.

I used to even sell Alex Jones DVD's on eBay, but it turned out he really does believe the stuff he spews.

They got him!

and you could smell the sulfur on them?

Jones then devolved into an impression of his imagined liberal lesbian dominatrix torturing a captor that is difficult to explain.

“Let’s start at the side areas here, because we don’t want to take away your sight at the back or your thinking in the front. I’m gonna eat your cerebral cortex last,” Jones said, beginning to scream in his studio.

“I’ve got power. I love Satan,” Jones yelled, growing louder and louder. “And I’m gonna suck you dry and I’m going to torture you to death. And you’re going to follow my liberal orders, and you’re going to talk like I talk, and you’re going to be guilty when I say you’re guilty. And you’re gonna bow to me.”

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/alex-jones-impersonates-a-liberal-lesbian-brain-eating-dominatrix/

100 years ago they’d put this guy in an asylum. Nowadays they put him on Fox News.

To stay in business with all these real loonies and their kooky stories out there.