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It's a small miracle Trump can get out of bed... (Original Post) DemocratSinceBirth Apr 2018 OP
Has to be on some sort of drug that gives him energy or it is just Eliot Rosewater Apr 2018 #1
Well, on the hopeful side, maybe one morning he wont. Kber Apr 2018 #2
No, he is an amazingly healthy man with the vigor of a 20 year old athlete. guillaumeb Apr 2018 #3
His doctor gilded the lily, big time. DemocratSinceBirth Apr 2018 #4
Given his diet, and his exercise habits, guillaumeb Apr 2018 #17
There is a reason he does not start "work" until 11 AM...(n/t) Moostache Apr 2018 #5
Well, he has his "executive time" until 11:00 a.m. The Velveteen Ocelot Apr 2018 #6
You're mean. DemocratSinceBirth Apr 2018 #7
Yes. Thank you. The Velveteen Ocelot Apr 2018 #8
I wonder who spray tans him in the White House. DemocratSinceBirth Apr 2018 #9
Ha ha ha ha ha. LisaM Apr 2018 #12
Not only that, but imagine the energy it must take to style that monstrosity on his smirkymonkey Apr 2018 #10
it probably looks like this when he wakes up Demovictory9 Apr 2018 #11
He would have been better off with a hairpiece than a scalp reduction. DemocratSinceBirth Apr 2018 #15
The view from above looking down on his cranium in the morning ProudLib72 Apr 2018 #14
He's a sociopath dpibel Apr 2018 #13
He's on dope. jalan48 Apr 2018 #16

guillaumeb

(42,641 posts)
3. No, he is an amazingly healthy man with the vigor of a 20 year old athlete.
Fri Apr 13, 2018, 07:46 PM
Apr 2018

And he has a full head of hair above his 239 pound body.

Well, perhaps in an alternate universe that exists in Trump's head.

DemocratSinceBirth

(99,710 posts)
4. His doctor gilded the lily, big time.
Fri Apr 13, 2018, 07:49 PM
Apr 2018

And even in the gilding he couldn't hide the fact that Trump has heart disease and his cholesterol levels are rising despite medication.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,722 posts)
6. Well, he has his "executive time" until 11:00 a.m.
Fri Apr 13, 2018, 07:50 PM
Apr 2018

It probably takes him all morning to eat his half-dozen Egg McMuffins, watch Fox and Friends, haul his fat orange ass out of bed, work on his fake tan for a bit, sculpt and shellack his hairdo, struggle into his tent-like pants, tie his necktie so that it hangs all the way to his crotch, and call some lackey to come in and tie his shoes because he can't bend far enough over his paunch. Melania is not involved in any part of this process.

 

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)
10. Not only that, but imagine the energy it must take to style that monstrosity on his
Fri Apr 13, 2018, 07:57 PM
Apr 2018

head every morning. It must take hours! Can you imagine what he looks like when he wakes up in the morning? Ugh!

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)
14. The view from above looking down on his cranium in the morning
Fri Apr 13, 2018, 08:02 PM
Apr 2018

is a sun experiencing a coronal mass ejection. Look at all the wisps going off in different directions. Look at the color.

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