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madinmaryland

(64,933 posts) Mon Jul 30, 2012, 11:08 PM Jul 2012

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A Brit, a Jew and a Polish guy walk into a bar...

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A Brit, a Jew and a Polish guy walk into a bar... (Original Post) madinmaryland Jul 2012 OP

Now that's funny. tsuki Jul 2012 #1

I'll drink to that! nolabear Jul 2012 #2

Perfect! PatSeg Jul 2012 #3

Bartender says, "Welcome... pinboy3niner Jul 2012 #4

thanx for stealing my Joke Andy Botany Jul 2012 #5

We read his material, he reads ours... freshwest Jul 2012 #7

Hell yeah! tosh Jul 2012 #6

That's funny these days? agent46 Jul 2012 #8

Not all jokes come with a punch line Dokkie Jul 2012 #11

Dennis Miller's funny?...Ever? Dont call me Shirley Jul 2012 #22

he was, way back when icarusxat Jul 2012 #26

You' d think a joke about Rmoney could generate some laughs. truedelphi Jul 2012 #17

Isn't it nice to see the world united for a change? freshwest Jul 2012 #9

wonderful glinda Jul 2012 #10

I LOL'd as soon as I read the subject line! Oh, boy... Rhiannon12866 Jul 2012 #12

And Mittens is there?!1 What a bummer of a good time!1 n/t UTUSN Jul 2012 #13

DId he insult Poland already? Richard D Jul 2012 #14

I would have gone a little further.... Aviation Pro Jul 2012 #15

Not that it would be any funnier cali Jul 2012 #16

Don't forget the Palestinian who thinks he's a douche, too! Love Borowitz. nt valerief Jul 2012 #18

How many is a Brazzillion? taterguy Jul 2012 #19

Only a dumbass would posit that question, Francis... madinmaryland Jul 2012 #20

Posit? And I'm the dumbass? taterguy Jul 2012 #21

You were the dumbass in the picture?? Whoda thunk! madinmaryland Jul 2012 #23

Don't think. You'll only hurt the ballclub. taterguy Jul 2012 #24

Bad news..... dtom67 Jul 2012 #25

Cheers. RumNcoke Jul 2012 #27

Welcome to DU! madinmaryland Jul 2012 #28

tsuki

(11,994 posts)

1. Now that's funny.

Reply to madinmaryland (Original post)

Mon Jul 30, 2012, 11:16 PM

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nolabear

(41,991 posts)

2. I'll drink to that!

Reply to madinmaryland (Original post)

Mon Jul 30, 2012, 11:19 PM

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PatSeg

(47,592 posts)

3. Perfect!

Reply to madinmaryland (Original post)

Mon Jul 30, 2012, 11:19 PM

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pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

4. Bartender says, "Welcome...

Reply to madinmaryland (Original post)

Mon Jul 30, 2012, 11:24 PM

Jul 2012

...this round's on the house!"

Botany

(70,582 posts)

5. thanx for stealing my Joke Andy

Reply to madinmaryland (Original post)

Mon Jul 30, 2012, 11:49 PM

Jul 2012

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=1041388

freshwest

(53,661 posts)

7. We read his material, he reads ours...

Reply to Botany (Reply #5)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 12:38 AM

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tosh

(4,424 posts)

6. Hell yeah!

Reply to madinmaryland (Original post)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 12:20 AM

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agent46

(1,262 posts)

8. That's funny these days?

Reply to madinmaryland (Original post)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 12:38 AM

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Dokkie

(1,688 posts)

11. Not all jokes come with a punch line

Reply to agent46 (Reply #8)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 12:58 AM

Jul 2012

Sorta like a Dennis Miller joke. Only funny to a special group of people

Dont call me Shirley

(10,998 posts)

22. Dennis Miller's funny?...Ever?

Reply to Dokkie (Reply #11)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 06:07 PM

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icarusxat

(403 posts)

26. he was, way back when

Reply to Dont call me Shirley (Reply #22)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 07:38 PM

Jul 2012

great humor is usually a reflection of the truth. Dennis used to go for it. Then he decided to go for the big Republican/conservative/Teabag bucks, and telling lies is rarely humorous.

truedelphi

(32,324 posts)

17. You' d think a joke about Rmoney could generate some laughs.

Reply to agent46 (Reply #8)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 04:15 PM

Jul 2012

I know a beaut about therapists. If you ask nicely I might tell.

freshwest

(53,661 posts)

9. Isn't it nice to see the world united for a change?

Reply to madinmaryland (Original post)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 12:39 AM

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glinda

(14,807 posts)

10. wonderful

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Tue Jul 31, 2012, 12:47 AM

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Rhiannon12866

(206,016 posts)

12. I LOL'd as soon as I read the subject line! Oh, boy...

Reply to madinmaryland (Original post)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 12:59 AM

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UTUSN

(70,740 posts)

13. And Mittens is there?!1 What a bummer of a good time!1 n/t

Reply to madinmaryland (Original post)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 01:04 AM

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Richard D

(8,763 posts)

14. DId he insult Poland already?

Reply to madinmaryland (Original post)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 01:35 AM

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Aviation Pro

(12,187 posts)

15. I would have gone a little further....

Reply to madinmaryland (Original post)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 02:09 AM

Jul 2012

...."fuck that Lurch the Fucking Stiff^TM that wanker, putz, and/or walić konia."

Oh, and Borowitz stole my material: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021040807

cali

(114,904 posts)

16. Not that it would be any funnier

Reply to madinmaryland (Original post)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 02:26 AM

Jul 2012

but it should be a Brit, an Israeli and a Polish guy.

valerief

(53,235 posts)

18. Don't forget the Palestinian who thinks he's a douche, too! Love Borowitz. nt

Reply to madinmaryland (Original post)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 04:44 PM

Jul 2012

taterguy

(29,582 posts)

19. How many is a Brazzillion?

Reply to madinmaryland (Original post)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 04:52 PM

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madinmaryland

(64,933 posts)

20. Only a dumbass would posit that question, Francis...

Reply to taterguy (Reply #19)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 05:32 PM

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taterguy

(29,582 posts)

21. Posit? And I'm the dumbass?

Reply to madinmaryland (Reply #20)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 05:53 PM

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madinmaryland

(64,933 posts)

23. You were the dumbass in the picture?? Whoda thunk!

Reply to taterguy (Reply #21)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 06:25 PM

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taterguy

(29,582 posts)

24. Don't think. You'll only hurt the ballclub.

Reply to madinmaryland (Reply #23)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 06:34 PM

Jul 2012

dtom67

(634 posts)

25. Bad news.....

Reply to madinmaryland (Original post)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 07:33 PM

Jul 2012

He's a douche with a billion + dollars behind him, looking to buy our Presidency.

I'd laugh, but his chances of winning scare the hell outta me.

Can't let that happen...

RumNcoke

(7 posts)

27. Cheers.

Reply to madinmaryland (Original post)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 08:24 PM

Jul 2012

madinmaryland

(64,933 posts)

28. Welcome to DU!

Reply to RumNcoke (Reply #27)

Tue Jul 31, 2012, 08:24 PM

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