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Atticus

(15,124 posts) Sat Apr 14, 2018, 11:55 PM Apr 2018

Some job openings for Trump aides who feel "trapped"in the White House:

While their work for Trump makes them "toxic" to many employers, that experience makes them "naturals" for these careers---

1.) Manure sculptor

2.) "Turd herder" at a septic tank service

3.) Redefinition specialist for publisher of Alternative Facts dictionary.

4.) NRA lobbyist

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Some job openings for Trump aides who feel "trapped"in the White House: (Original Post) Atticus Apr 2018 OP

Turd Polisher... Wounded Bear Apr 2018 #1

It is possible to polish a turd ProudLib72 Apr 2018 #2

I can't accept there's a global surplus of pants pressers, tweet transcribers and covfefe boys. meadowlander Apr 2018 #3

Potential Guinness records for them as assholes of the year! They can put it on their RKP5637 Apr 2018 #4

Wounded Bear

(58,814 posts)

1. Turd Polisher...

Reply to Atticus (Original post)

Sun Apr 15, 2018, 12:03 AM

Apr 2018

lot of experience there.

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)

2. It is possible to polish a turd

Reply to Wounded Bear (Reply #1)

Sun Apr 15, 2018, 12:42 AM

Apr 2018

Myth Busters proved it beyond a doubt. Very interesting. Perhaps this could be Donnie et al's therapy in prison.

meadowlander

(4,413 posts)

3. I can't accept there's a global surplus of pants pressers, tweet transcribers and covfefe boys.

Reply to Atticus (Original post)

Sun Apr 15, 2018, 12:49 AM

Apr 2018

RKP5637

(67,112 posts)

4. Potential Guinness records for them as assholes of the year! They can put it on their