Turns out Melania is Kyzer Soze

She used her Eastern European connection to set up The Donald.

She wanted SOME kind of prenup arrangement holding Donnie accountable, and she used his desire to tie the knot as leverage. He would not agree to zero tolerance on extra marital sex, so he concocted a scenario so wild he’d have no problem meeting those obligations.

He agreed, if he was caught with strippers/prostitutes peeing on each other, he would have to forfeit half of his wealth.

Once she found out about the porn stars and playboy models, Melania set her plan in motion.

Business junkets to Russia for Trump. Russian intelligence got to work...and kaboom!

Note: poorly crafted satire