Asking for a friend . . .

a Russian hooker detector

Smelled like bull shit?

I mean, literally, the ONLY option he had available to keep his family's scams afloat was to accept Russian money to be the worst Presidential candidate in American history. No banks, here or abroad, would lend him any more money.

That must have been the situation, because he could have kept flying just barely under the radar suckering people on thousands of
shitty deals, and he could have ridden off into the sunset and passed the family grift onto his sprogs. But no, he had to go and run for President and threaten the whole Trump operation with exposure. And now his valued "brand" is dead.

taking lessons from him.

on MAGA hats, the kind that he gives away at rallies. I though to myself that "yes, he might throw out a few at rallies, but he sells them in the Gift Shop at Trump properties". So it's another way he makes money off of the presidency by charging those stupid hats to the campaign, but the bulk of them are sold in gift shops at his properties where I'm sure he keeps the money. I wonder if they're still made in China? The original ones were when he was running for office. Back in his campaign's beginning, someone who bought one at Trump Tower showed one with the Made in China label. Later people were showing the MAGA hats bought at Trump properties had the label cut out.

What is it with that guy and pee?

He's obsessed!