What a freaking mess.

I'd love to hear him say a big "Fuck you!" to Trumpsky on his way out the door. "He's one bucket of KFC away from a massive coronary, and he weighs 320 lbs! Now pour me a scotch!"

and Trump would use all the resources of the government to keep it secret. Seriously.

of Comrade President and his enormous ass (I now think of them as separate entities), I'd probably be packing a couple flasks of 190-proof Everclear myself.

The drinking episodes occurred when Obama was president and he was the WH physician

Do you mean to indicate that Obama drove him to drink?

I meant that trump (the "president&quot and trump's huge ass (the one that appears to be attached to the "president&quot seem to get almost equal billing. I think it's an alien being, mistakenly attaching itself to what appeared to be trump's thinking organ.

I didn't know the drinking occurred under Obama (or at least started then). Which shows how much I've bothered with any of it.

Fuck that "my president called me to serve, so I did" bullshit.

At some point, you have to realize that you're absolutely NOT fucking qualified and you TURN DOWN a nomination that you know you are unqualified for.

Wish rEXon Tillerson had done the same fucking thing. He had about as much business being Secretary of State as I do performing open heart surgery.