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MrScorpio

(73,631 posts) Fri May 4, 2018, 04:06 AM May 2018

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Trump is so broke...

He puts all of his hookers on layaway.

Trump is so broke...

He created a gmail account just so he can eat the spam.

Trump is so broke...

The only TV channel that he can afford on his cable subscription is Fox News.

Trump is so broke...

He can't even afford to pay attention.

Trump is so broke...

Nigerians refuse to send him banking scams.

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Trump is so broke... (Original Post) MrScorpio May 2018 OP

Brilliant! Hekate May 2018 #1

Trump is so broke.. denbot May 2018 #2

Trump is so broke mountain grammy May 2018 #3

Bravo, MrScorpio gademocrat7 May 2018 #4

Trump so broke Docreed2003 May 2018 #5

Trump is lying about his net worth Gothmog May 2018 #6

He has a lot of net worth.. HipChick May 2018 #9

. . . he just doesn't have very much money. Wait, I think i'm doing it wrong. nt el_bryanto May 2018 #7

How broke *is* he??????????!!!!!!!!!!!1 UTUSN May 2018 #8

Trump is so broke meow2u3 May 2018 #10

Hekate

(90,714 posts)

1. Brilliant!

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri May 4, 2018, 04:42 AM

May 2018

denbot

(9,900 posts)

2. Trump is so broke..

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri May 4, 2018, 05:24 AM

May 2018

His “tan” consists of Ivanka spritzing him with Tang.

mountain grammy

(26,623 posts)

3. Trump is so broke

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri May 4, 2018, 06:29 AM

May 2018

He’s selling off the south lawn of the White House to a McDonald’s franchise..could happen.

gademocrat7

(10,659 posts)

4. Bravo, MrScorpio

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri May 4, 2018, 06:52 AM

May 2018

Docreed2003

(16,863 posts)

5. Trump so broke

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri May 4, 2018, 07:06 AM

May 2018

When he goes to KFC, he has to lick other people's fingers...

Gothmog

(145,321 posts)

6. Trump is lying about his net worth

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri May 4, 2018, 09:19 AM

May 2018

HipChick

(25,485 posts)

9. He has a lot of net worth..

Reply to Gothmog (Reply #6)

Fri May 4, 2018, 10:14 AM

May 2018

but it's all debt...

el_bryanto

(11,804 posts)

7. . . . he just doesn't have very much money. Wait, I think i'm doing it wrong. nt

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri May 4, 2018, 09:24 AM

May 2018

UTUSN

(70,708 posts)

8. How broke *is* he??????????!!!!!!!!!!!1

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri May 4, 2018, 10:11 AM

May 2018

meow2u3

(24,764 posts)

10. Trump is so broke

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri May 4, 2018, 10:16 AM

May 2018

His spray tan consists of Cheeto dust.

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