It may be that times and sensitivities have changed at DU. But personally, I'm all in favor of using the appropriate word when it works - and that one does!

Asking for a friend

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...her husband was misguided.

😳

It's eponymous.

Or is that give an f?

Lol

you say “ef” so shouldn’t it be an instead of a?

And Republicans (and many others) were so offended that President Clinton had defiled the Oval Office by having consensual sex with Ms. Lewinsky.

Now, we have Trump.

What a world, eh?

1...2...3

After an accident leaves Celeste's wealthy husband confined to a wheelchair, she must find other ways to keep herself satisfied. Soon he begins to suspect her infidelity and hires a private investigator. With his suspicions confirmed, Celeste soon finds herself in danger. But she is not one to back down. Her husband discovers his sweet wife is really a woman with a vendetta.

That movie has her only listed anal scene out of the 18 years that she's been in the biz.

So Roseanne is wrong on two accounts:

1. She's only had one scene, not "scenes."

2. She's never been known to do anal.

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"Rosanne, you ignorant twat."

That was back when Jane Curtin and Dan Aykroyd did a spoof of a feature that ran at the end of every "60 Minutes" program. The original was "Point/Counterpoint" with conservative columnist James J. Kilpatrick squaring off with liberal writer/columnist Shana Alexander.

The link below has the top 10 out of 50 all-time favorite SNL skits. Unfortunately, the video for the "Point/Counterpoint" sketch isn't included.

HOWEVER, vid #9 does have the "More Cowbell" clip in it! I forgot how laugh-out-loud funny that bit was.

https://www.rollingstone.com/tv/pictures/50-greatest-saturday-night-live-sketches-of-all-time-20140203/behind-the-music-blue-oyster-cult-0125477

I laughed so hard that it took me a few minutes to recover!

It's gonna be one of those things I bank, in the back of my mind, to yank me out of one of those "I can't deal with the sadness" or "I'm getting too emotional!" moments! You know those when you have to work against all your inner overwhelm to stay cool and not dissolve in terror or tears? And "do a Jackie Kennedy" or some such? One of those "QUICK! Think of something funny!" to snap yourself out of a funk? I'll just cling to that Will Ferrell bit with the tight shirt, spare tire, and cowbell and it'll keep me balanced.

I hear her numbers are dropping for her show. Just could be the ordinary drop off.

The network wants the final episodes to air in May as part of sweeps month to be able to get the right advertising $$.

I think that she's a blow hard and all full of hot air too (Rosanne). I guess it takes the same kind of person to sprout the nonsense as RUMP does.

What a patriot.

... then she is as a vocalist.

She was obviously mocking the anthem for some sort of publicity purpose, whether it being hard to sing, or a self-parody of her inability to sing it. She was likely paid to do so, too.

Yet today, kneeling down to express one's 1st amendment rights in protest of serious life or death issues, it is met with blacklisting over claims of unpatriotic behavior.

Let's see here: okay to demean it for a buck, but not okay to kneel because you give a fuck. Capitalism versus patriotism.

Another one for the hypocrisy file.

screwed up and she couldn't hear herself sing. Doesn't explain the spitting and the crotch self-grab.

Here's Roseanne appearing as Hitler taking burnt gingerbread cookies out of the oven.

I'm just gonna come right out and say it.

and many other professions.

And not the entire nation.

She is an ignorant twat - Bravo Stormy

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Mahalo, DesertRat

Roseanne proves she is irrelevant.

In this climate it is easy to get confused!

which only goes to further confirm her good judgement.

"Sure I slept with Donald Trump, but DAMN if I'm going to do an adult movie with an anal sex scene."

So? You're known for sucking on TV.

Not a LOT, but somewhat. I'd have given her a 6.5, back then....a whole lot less now. One would have to look up to see zero now.

Her comedy hasn't changed; it's stuck in the 1990s. The only difference is that she's probably a little meaner now, and she didn't really start out nice. It's astonishing to me that Tom Arnold is the one who's grown and matured as an entertainer, while she's just stayed put.

Is a reference to female genitals.

Someday we'll get past such things. Likewise someday we'll get past slut shaming women like Barr tried to do.

I believe that's also true of the 'c' word. Fairly certain both terms originated over there, just as plain regular insult words, like 'dipshit' ... and then when they made their way over to the US, we created these associations with genitals ... pricks that we are over here ...

Might be wrong, but that's my understanding.

Maybe Stormy just likes throwing around British insult words?

Just out of curiosity, would you have made the same point ... if she'd called Roseanne a stupid dickhead?

But I honestly think that all the drugs her and Tom did have fried her brain.

The washed up comedienne with absolutely no filter versus The willing participant in an adulterous affair.

Haven't been this entertained since noted misogynist and homophobe Eminem hypocritically blasted noted misogynist and homophobe Donald Trump in a searing freestyle rap.

Can't believe this is the level of discourse we've sunk to under Trump and the GOP who won't remove him from office or enabled him to get as far as the White House. It's pretty sickening.

stretched out asshole on TV."

When and if they ever get around to making the definitive movie of Donald Trump, it will be a hardcore porn feature.

I wonder if Stormy Daniels would be interested in portraying herself. Ron Jeremy would be a perfect Trump.

Political discourse, 2018.

I hate it when people that start out poor are libs, then become rich and turn into the worst kind of Ayn Rand, fascist republican slime balls!

But apparently, that's the only bottom that's been hit in all of this. Roseanne lies.

I know which one I would rather be.

No jokes here. She has the moral high ground.

But I still won't watch. I didn't watch the clown 20 years ago and nothing has changed.

It's "...against allegations from a 1980s sitcom star-turned-lunatic..." Grandpa. Get it straight!