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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsSuppose you had to give Donald Trump a job. What job would you give him?
Knowing what you now know about Donald Trump, and supposing he wasn't famous and he wasn't president, and you were responsible for giving him his ideal job, what job would you give him and why?
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)Doodley
(9,095 posts)ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)It's seriously difficult to find something he can do. He can't read. He can't speak. He can't do anything that requires physical exertion.
Doodley
(9,095 posts)NRaleighLiberal
(60,015 posts)His bullshit would be harmless and you could turn him off or just walk on by.
Doodley
(9,095 posts)and can cook meat in ten seconds, the company might get sued for false statements.
Sophia4
(3,515 posts)rzemanfl
(29,565 posts)ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)To determine "freshness"?
rzemanfl
(29,565 posts)unblock
(52,253 posts)i hear you can easily slip and suffocate in that line of work.
Doodley
(9,095 posts)Glamrock
(11,802 posts)With his lack of respect for women and his affairs with porn stars and playboy models..... He'd be perfect.
Doodley
(9,095 posts)Eliot Rosewater
(31,112 posts)Doodley
(9,095 posts)One of the inmates, of course.
Best ever
Doodley
(9,095 posts)Seriously. He needs someone to hold his hand when he walks down a ramp.
Doodley
(9,095 posts)crazycatlady
(4,492 posts)Atticus
(15,124 posts)Orsino
(37,428 posts)dembotoz
(16,808 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)Doodley
(9,095 posts)marylandblue
(12,344 posts)I only hire the best people, and he doesn't make the cut.
unblock
(52,253 posts)vlyons
(10,252 posts)Zen or Tibetan. Maybe if he was exposed to Buddhadharma teachings, he would begin to learn something about his ego, compassion for others, self control over disturbing emotions. The Lamas and Zen masters could give him a daily dose of crazy wisdom. Actually that would be a great job for anyone.
Doodley
(9,095 posts)Elwood P Dowd
(11,443 posts)Because he's an expert at shoveling fecal matter.
Doodley
(9,095 posts)Elwood P Dowd
(11,443 posts)Last edited Sat May 5, 2018, 11:58 AM - Edit history (1)
with so little air circulating and that giant orange gas bag trapped in there.
Little Star
(17,055 posts)lpbk2713
(42,759 posts)This is a job that would require a really proficient bullshitter.
mainstreetonce
(4,178 posts)Because he will fail at it
Doodley
(9,095 posts)haele
(12,660 posts)So, under your question, I need to find a job where a vindictive, aggressive, lying, narcissistic personality might be successful at but won't cause a lot of problems to others that work for me or for the general public.
Something "competitive" that doesn't require consistency.
So, no team work. He's not a team player to begin with - and certainly not reliable.
Certainly nothing where there's a requirement to be responsible for maintaining codes, safety or customer service.
Nothing that requires handling money or financial records. Can't trust him not to cheat.
Non-profit or charity work? Don't make me laugh.
Something Artsy or Crafty? (A mythical Randriod Architect, maybe?) If he has talent, maybe - and those glittery monstrosities of kitch he likes to surround himself with suggests he has very little artistic talent. But whatever his talent is, he wouldn't succeed as an employee that needs to meet deadlines; he's the typical rich dilettante type who will make a bit of effort only when he feels like it.
I'd probably have him interview for some sort of job that requires performance art but not real acting.
Like maybe a "extra" for WWE events, playing the bad-guy.
Or maybe, if he made it through the worst Law School in the US, he can be the money-laundering front man for the Mob.
But why would he be even looking for a job? He's a grifter. Knowing what he is since the 1980's with the Robin Leach types slobbering over him, a real "job" would be too demeaning for him.
Haele
Doodley
(9,095 posts)YessirAtsaFact
(2,064 posts)His willingness to lie about mechanical issues, etc and skill as a con man would come in handy.
Problem is Id have to be a criminal myself to allow this.
Doodley
(9,095 posts)Scurrilous
(38,687 posts)For the grab back.
Doodley
(9,095 posts)Initech
(100,081 posts)Doodley
(9,095 posts)dameatball
(7,398 posts)Then he will have to work his way up the ladder. No more inheritances.
Doodley
(9,095 posts)procon
(15,805 posts)Doodley
(9,095 posts)Proud Liberal Dem
(24,414 posts)None of course.
Turbineguy
(37,343 posts)He'd have his own department.
SoCalNative
(4,613 posts)the elephant complex at the zoo
chowder66
(9,073 posts)salin
(48,955 posts)No vermin, no vermin... no you're the vermin!
hlthe2b
(102,292 posts)why? Sh...t rises to the top....so he should excel.
Freethinker65
(10,024 posts)snort
(2,334 posts)gohuskies
(1,156 posts)He needs the hands on experience...
fierywoman
(7,686 posts)NCTraveler
(30,481 posts)he will go into retirement and hide for the rest of his life.
Orsino
(37,428 posts)Fake job on fake TV.
MurrayDelph
(5,299 posts)it's good enough for Trump.
Generic Brad
(14,275 posts)And that would really put his skills to the test.
Blue_true
(31,261 posts)Every single job that I thought of had too much dignity to it for that pig to fill it.
TheBlackAdder
(28,209 posts)Atman
(31,464 posts)democratisphere
(17,235 posts)left-of-center2012
(34,195 posts)Siwsan
(26,268 posts)And I'd have video cameras at the ready. But no band aids.
crazycatlady
(4,492 posts)Siwsan
(26,268 posts)She emits a sound that sounds like a hell beast on steroids.
arthritisR_US
(7,288 posts)Soxfan58
(3,479 posts)Can come up with, like stain treating the underwear in the prison laundry.
marlakay
(11,476 posts)And in a school of all minorities so he could see what it feels like to be the only white person.
MGKrebs
(8,138 posts)Deb
(3,742 posts)In his assisted living apartment.
longship
(40,416 posts)Let him sweat!
lpbk2713
(42,759 posts)The orange pigmentation should work well for him.
And he would only work one day out of the year. Less chance for him to fuck up.
AndJusticeForSome
(537 posts)shenmue
(38,506 posts)Maxheader
(4,373 posts)RockRaven
(14,974 posts)He is, after all, a giant man-baby.
yonder
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Building houses for Habitat for Humanity. Framing crew, hammer only. His crew boss would be an African-American teen, the foreman, a Mexican national. And they all would be women. Someplace hot and humid, say Alabama.
tazkcmo
(7,300 posts)At the waste treatment facility.
aka-chmeee
(1,132 posts)I suspect he would function passably as a proctoscope.
MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)Afromania
(2,769 posts)crazycatlady
(4,492 posts)I don't care who's shit (dog/cat shit at SPCA, large animal shit at farms/zoos) but he needs to spend his day with shit.
JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,350 posts)Maybe not a model for "Hair Club for Men"
lamp_shade
(14,836 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)IllinoisBirdWatcher
(2,315 posts)except I don't think he would fit through the manhole.
Mc Mike
(9,114 posts)grumpyduck
(6,240 posts)and have him drain a real swamp, one cupful at a time.
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)TwistOneUp
(1,020 posts)That way, he could stay in show business, and at a task whose complexity is something approaching his competency level.
Lil Missy
(17,865 posts)Takket
(21,577 posts)Sedona
(3,769 posts)dalton99a
(81,516 posts)FM123
(10,053 posts)Lithos
(26,403 posts)Or towel boy in a all male gym
eShirl
(18,494 posts)Devil Child
(2,728 posts)Let him sit daily in the lived experience of those less privileged than him. Those he issues deportation orders for.