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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsOMG You Have To Read The Cease & Desist Letter Michael Cohen Sent To The Onion
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Here's the actual article from The Onion that Cohen thought was real.
https://www.theonion.com/when-youre-feeling-low-just-remember-ill-be-dead-in-ab-1819584806
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OMG You Have To Read The Cease & Desist Letter Michael Cohen Sent To The Onion (Original Post)
cynatnite
May 2018
OP
I refuse to apologize to anyone nicknamed "slippery Jimmy" - but I would concede...
PoliticAverse
May 2018
#6
That is the most cheerful article I have ever read, even though it's satire.
smirkymonkey
May 2018
#4
GusBob
(7,286 posts)1. "hereby demanding"
Sounds scary, not
kag
(4,079 posts)2. This is awesome!
I had to wonder if this was meta-onion?
PoliticAverse
(26,366 posts)3. I'm not sure who he reminds me more of - Lionel Hutz or Saul Goodman. n/t
Hassin Bin Sober
(26,330 posts)5. Saul Goodman is an excellent lawyer and fixer.
I hereby demand you apologize to Mr. Goodman.
PoliticAverse
(26,366 posts)6. I refuse to apologize to anyone nicknamed "slippery Jimmy" - but I would concede...
that Cohen would never be as good a Cinnabon manager as Saul.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)4. That is the most cheerful article I have ever read, even though it's satire.
Because basically, there is a grain of truth in it. Even if he does live another 10 or, god forbid, 20 years, they won't be healthy ones for him - either mentally or physically. His unhealthy lifestyle habits are going to take a toll on him sooner or later, in fact I think we can see that they already are.
C'mon KFC! Do your job!
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)7. They got nuthin' on Mineral Man!
And MM even used a
Initech
(100,084 posts)8. Boy talk about someone who needs a safe space!