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jmowreader

(50,560 posts)
Sat May 26, 2018, 11:47 PM May 2018

If you fly the flag Monday, please do it correctly

Every Good Republican is going to fly a flag on Memorial Day in honor of Our Fallen Servicemembers. And 99 percent of them are going to do it wrong.

The Republican way is to raise the flag to half-staff at sunrise, leave it there until it gets too dark to see, then bring it down and wait till the next Holiday of Overt Patriotism comes along...Flag Day on June 14. Every year I like to drive around at 2 pm Memorial Day, and every year the flags in my heavily-Republican-infested city are at half-staff.

Don't be like Republicans. This is how to do it.

Just before 6 am, go outside with your flag. If you can bring another person or three to help hold it, so much the better. Attach the flag to the halyard.

At 6 am, "briskly" raise the flag to full staff. Count to three, then "reverently" lower it to half staff. In this case, "briskly" means "as quickly as you can without looking like you're in a flag-raising race" and "reverently" means "about half as fast as you raised it."

At exactly noon, briskly return the flag to full staff.

At 5 pm, reverently lower the flag to the bottom of the pole. Fold it and put it in a safe place.

On days when the flag is flown at half-staff all day, briskly raise it to full staff, then lower to half staff, in the morning; in the evening, briskly raise it to full staff then reverently lower it all the way.

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If you fly the flag Monday, please do it correctly (Original Post) jmowreader May 2018 OP
That's a bit too complicated for most Rs to understand ProudLib72 May 2018 #1
Or, wear it. Lochloosa May 2018 #11
Also make sure the confederate flag is nowhere to be seen. That is the most applegrove May 2018 #2
Flag porn is something I give zero fucks for Tarc May 2018 #3
I give a fuck about it. I would never drag it on the ground or wear it as clothing. rusty quoin May 2018 #9
Here are the rules: Laffy Kat May 2018 #4
That sounds like the respectful way, reminds me of a slightly off-topic story: yonder May 2018 #5
Extremely good information. Crutchez_CuiBono May 2018 #6
I will put mine in my holder on the front of my house after sunrise GulfCoast66 May 2018 #7
We have a holder for our flag, too. murielm99 May 2018 #8
Good information Sherman A1 May 2018 #10

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)
1. That's a bit too complicated for most Rs to understand
Sat May 26, 2018, 11:55 PM
May 2018

Most of them just fly the flag off their truck bed or bumper.

applegrove

(118,696 posts)
2. Also make sure the confederate flag is nowhere to be seen. That is the most
Sun May 27, 2018, 12:02 AM
May 2018

disrespectful things right wingers do to the American flag.

Tarc

(10,476 posts)
3. Flag porn is something I give zero fucks for
Sun May 27, 2018, 12:26 AM
May 2018

Reverence, bordering on fetishism, for a symbolic piece of cloth has always been one of the more disturbing aspects of conservatism

 

rusty quoin

(6,133 posts)
9. I give a fuck about it. I would never drag it on the ground or wear it as clothing.
Sun May 27, 2018, 01:15 AM
May 2018

I care about it, but don’t parade it about making me better than anyone else.

At the same time I do not condemn anyone who treats the flag differently from me.

yonder

(9,667 posts)
5. That sounds like the respectful way, reminds me of a slightly off-topic story:
Sun May 27, 2018, 12:27 AM
May 2018

I was working for a medium sized civil engineering firm in in the late 70's, early 80's. One of my tasks was to raise and lower the flag each day. On the Wednesday morning following Jimmy Carter's loss to Reagan in 1980, I thought it would be fun to raise and keep it at half staff. Welp, sure enough, later that morning our office pocket-protector crowd got wind of it and just after that I found myself in a sit-down, face to face meeting with the big boss. My lefty supervisor was trying to check his smile, while the big guy was reading me the riot act. I didn't get fired for it, but I sure learned then that those old school engineers were generally of the conservative persuasion.

Crutchez_CuiBono

(7,725 posts)
6. Extremely good information.
Sun May 27, 2018, 12:39 AM
May 2018

Thanks!. Yes snap off a crisp raising and blow your neighbors mind. Never knew that stuff. Happy Memorial Day.

GulfCoast66

(11,949 posts)
7. I will put mine in my holder on the front of my house after sunrise
Sun May 27, 2018, 12:40 AM
May 2018

Remove it prior to sunset.

Could give 2 fucks what others think.

Liberals are patriotic.

murielm99

(30,745 posts)
8. We have a holder for our flag, too.
Sun May 27, 2018, 12:55 AM
May 2018

It is near the roof line of the corn crib, displayed so we and anyone passing can see it. We bring it in at sunset.

Sherman A1

(38,958 posts)
10. Good information
Sun May 27, 2018, 05:22 AM
May 2018

I will not however be flying the flag. Took down my flag holder years ago when I had the new siding installed and haven't thought it worthwhile to sink holes into my investment.

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