for using kidnapped humans for their scientific research (anal probes, etc).

might decide to leave us the fuck alone.

Given the list you posted, you really couldn't say, 'hey, there's a sane, useful bunch.'.

We are the rude, stupid cousin at the family reunion that no one wants to talk to

...They would just mark us down as yet another infantile species that is not likely to survive much longer.

Their archaeologists will wait patiently for a few more decades until they can safely land and pick through the ruins of another extinct civilization.

For the good of the rest of the galaxy.

....they might have more compassion for us, as a primitive species, than we have for ourselves!