Will Kim hire prostitutes to pee on the bed? Will Donald?

Come on, don't deny that was the first thing that came to your dirty little minds.

I didn't think about Kim hiring the prostitutes

will Pruitt want that mattress too?

Not a dump like this.

maybe a little bit of Tom Waites, "the piano has been drinking"

. . .that didn't have a grand piano in it. That and a bathroom big enough to land a plane!

Otherwise, forget it.

And that's an absolute. Except for those 1000 times i stayed in a hotel room with none of that.

although not the slanted glass - I can see myself or my guests (hey, a place that big you invite everyone you know and throw a party) banging their heads on it.

I once stayed in a hotel that had a ping-pong table in the room. And several that came with cats.

Small price to pay for the added world safety

Slippery floor when wet

any frame of reference, but this is far too exquisite for that price. I'm guessing closer to $20,000.

Not so sure about Singapore

of which was 15,000 usd a night in 2014, it seems a bargain. Atm, to the best of my knowledge, the most expensive hotel room in the world (room being used in the LOOSEST sense) is Lover's Luxury Deep, in St. Lucia. 150K per night.

during a business trip, in Milwaukee. Checked into my hotel and they had rented my room and were full, so they put me in the suite for that night. It was nice, and my marble bathroom had a big marble hot tub right in the center of it. Didn't cost me a dime extra.