With deep apologies to Gaudio and Linzer and The Four Seasons,

Heard on "Sixties on Six" yesterday and this resulted. Childish, I know, and lyricist I am not but it was fun anyway:

DON
Color of a pumpkin on an autumn morn,
His name is Don

Don, go away, That's what you should do.
Oh Don, Stick with Vlad, maybe he’ll hang with you.
Indict them (charge them)
Throw the book and try them!
Treason is what the charges should be,
Firing squad is the last thing he should see!
Can’t you see the bleak future if we were to just let him be?
EEEEE!

Don, go away,
Please, go away.
Although we know, Putin wants you to stay.
Don, go away,
Please go away.
We’re tired of your lies;
Six more every day!
Ah, Ah, Ah

Oh, Oh, Oh. Don, Leavenworth is where you belong.
Mueller, please, Say it’s not going to be very long,
Till he’s busted.
Hauled away and busted.
Ruin his whole crime family’s day
Uday, Qusay and Jarvanka all sent away.
Or fled to a dacha on the shore of the Caspian Sea!
Please!

Don, go away we’re too good for you. Don, go away we’re too good for you.
Don, go away we’re too good for you. Don, go away we’re too good for you.