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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsHow are YOU celebrating Donald Trump's birthday?
I put a big package in a porcelain container about an hour ago. I added a few wipes of Scott wrapping paper (because 1000 gift wraps last longer) and then I pushed a lever to send him the gift by water flow. Maybe later I'll send a duplicate! Since I'm a patriotic American I DO give a shit.
How about you?
PEACE!
onetexan
(13,043 posts)And for separating the immigrant children from their parents
MarianJack
(10,237 posts)...Trump's future destination. Hopefully Chris Christy will keep getting him LOTS of McDonalds to go along with his "beautiful" chocolate cake!
PEACE!
lark
(23,105 posts)I hate him with a purple passion, worst person in the world and idiot tool of Putin and Xi.
mahatmakanejeeves
(57,489 posts)BlueJac
(7,838 posts)MarianJack
(10,237 posts)PEACE!
Anon-C
(3,430 posts)...would you insult Biff by comparing him to Donald Trump?
PEACE!
Anon-C
(3,430 posts)MarianJack
(10,237 posts)PEACE!
anarch
(6,535 posts)FDT!
tanyev
(42,568 posts)notdarkyet
(2,226 posts)malaise
(269,054 posts)I will be watching WC Football while waiting for Cohen to be charged and Manafort to be sent to jail.
Moostache
(9,895 posts)MarianJack
(10,237 posts)...to keep getting him LOTS of McDonalds!
PEACE!
CrispyQ
(36,478 posts)mainstreetonce
(4,178 posts)Of men who died in Korea in 1950 .
Then I'm having lunch with Frederic Douglas.
underpants
(182,829 posts)MarianJack
(10,237 posts)PEACE!
Sneederbunk
(14,291 posts)Roland99
(53,342 posts)MarianJack
(10,237 posts)Donnie boy has been giving us all a collective colonoscopy since he occupied the White House.
PEACE!
greatauntoftriplets
(175,742 posts)I'll have a package for him later.
Varaddem
(432 posts)So you guys have been dropping Donald off. Or you could say taking a trump
MarianJack
(10,237 posts)Don't the English refer to a fart as a "trump?"
Fitting.
PEACE!
Demsrule86
(68,586 posts)Turbineguy
(37,343 posts)I did the same.
But there are millions of other fellow celebrants too!
MarianJack
(10,237 posts)It could have turned it into the Brown House.
PEACE!
Different Drummer
(7,621 posts)flotsam
(3,268 posts)...I'm going to buy the cheapest bottle of vodka I can find and put my name on the label...then while I pound that down I'm gonna wank off to pictures of his daughter...
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)But I love it!
MarianJack
(10,237 posts)I think he actually BANGS Ivanka while they send Jared out to beg for money and pick up doughnuts or "beautiful" chocolate cakes. More than likely they're also sending Chris Christy on a McDonalds run too.
Not that I can blame Ivanka that much. After all, would you want to have sex with someone resembles a rodent as much as does her husband?
PEACE!
SeattleVet
(5,477 posts)to NY Attorney General Barbara Underwood for her brilliant choice of birthday gifts to the Orange Grifter.
MarianJack
(10,237 posts)...I'll take a diet Pepsi instead.
PEACE!
mokawanis
(4,442 posts)...another year closer to not being. President.
MarianJack
(10,237 posts)...another year closer to his permanent move to a VERY hot climate in Hell. We can only hope that Chris Christie keeps bringing lots of McDonalds and "beautiful" chocolate cakes to speed the journey!
PEACE!
ornotna
(10,803 posts)Of the release of IN A GADDA DA VIDA. 50 years today!
Fuck tRump.
GoCubsGo
(32,086 posts)not a damn thing. I am already giving that shitbag more time than he deserves just commenting here. Fuck him. (Not literally, of course. That would be gross, and you would catch syphilis and god knows what else.)
JHB
(37,161 posts)I don't celebrate it at all.