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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsI wonder what Malania got her husband for his birthday??
He didnt get her anything for her birthday and called her the wrong name didnt he?? Or am I nuts??
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I wonder what Malania got her husband for his birthday?? (Original Post)
a kennedy
Jun 2018
OP
Ha-ha-love it! My name's 'cuz astrologically I have 5 (out of 10) planets in fire signs....
fierywoman
Jun 2018
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AnnieBW
(10,436 posts)1. Divorce Papers?
That would serve him right!
unblock
(52,261 posts)8. "serve". lol
Wellstone ruled
(34,661 posts)10. I thnk those have already been served.
Some one posted a story over a year ago,about Melania being paid for public appearances with Trump. She married into this Mob.
lame54
(35,295 posts)16. That would be HER gift
mnhtnbb
(31,395 posts)2. Two scoops of hemlock ice cream?
BigmanPigman
(51,611 posts)6. You read my mind!
SCantiGOP
(13,871 posts)3. I think he said he got her a card
Probably a $75 VISA gift card.
cynatnite
(31,011 posts)4. He'd still act like Dudley Dursley...
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marylandblue
(12,344 posts)5. A rubber pussy
Power 2 the People
(2,437 posts)7. Mrs. Drumpf
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|Cartoonist
(7,318 posts)14. A song of puberty
New pair of roller skates = boobs
Brand new key = hard-on
Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)9. What I HOPE she got him:
Happy Birthday Dahling, I want a divorce. From now on, you can speak to my attorney, Michael Avenatti.
fierywoman
(7,686 posts)15. (You read my mind!)
Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)17. Great minds think alike and,
I like your DU name.
fierywoman
(7,686 posts)19. Ha-ha-love it! My name's 'cuz astrologically I have 5 (out of 10) planets in fire signs....
Greybnk48
(10,168 posts)11. Same thing as last year, but in a bigger box?
Sorry for the crudeness. It's an old, sexist, joke from the 60's. Couldn't resist (and I'm a girl). BTW: I can't stand Melanie.
edbermac
(15,941 posts)12. Probably something that inflates.
WhiteTara
(29,718 posts)13. She sent him some papers to sign
with his big black marker. Divorce
Power 2 the People
(2,437 posts)18. LOL
Would love to see him humiliated publicly like he does to others.
justgamma
(3,666 posts)20. My guess
an autographed picture of her posing in the nude and a note saying "You can't touch this."
sarcasmo
(23,968 posts)21. Ivanka.