Things I did this morning that Paul Manafort can't do:

Made a cup of coffee.
Ate leftover chinese food for breakfast.
Read the opinion pages of The NYT and Washington Post.
Read Democratic Underground.
Now watching MSNBC.
Planning to ride the new beach cruiser bike (in turquoise with a cute wicker basket) I got as a gift for Mother's Day.
Made another cup of coffee.

Manafort can do that.

and towel service.

Most prison gyms are outdoor. Good luck Manafort.

Getting ready to head to the gym for a couple hours, then the pool. Then back home for an afternoon of mowing, ugh

Cookout later with some cold beer.

... he might be doing laundry.

Sat on my couch and read the morning paper with a cuppa joe.

They said the women guards would purposely watch you do your business to make you feel uncomfortable.

might even change a couple of times for the sheer hell of it. All Manafort can do is fondly remember doing that.

locked up in a jail cell.

I answered "Better than Paul Manafort"

It led to many interesting conversations.

Most people are not following this.

At least a couple of people in my office who I thought were pretty tuned-in politically speaking didn't know anything about Manafort spending the night as a guest of the Graybar Hotel.

The follow on conversations were brief but interesting.

temperature of 97° later this afternoon...

How do you KNOW the DC Jail didn't serve oatmeal?

I suspect they serve oatmeal for breakfast. It's easy to prepare a lot at once.

Cold consolation for all the other things he can't do.

Not clear why you think I'm personally attacking you.

Woke up in my own bed
Got high
Ate tacos
Mowed the lawn
Played with my dog

and its only 9:30 am.

Happy about that also?

that the OP is specific to Manafort. If one seeks to place it within a context larger than Manafort as an individual, the most obvious one would be the Trump campaign/ administration. This, of course, is distinct from issues regarding penal reform. The OP, for example, does not express delight in the immigrant children incarcerated in the concentration camps this morning. Perhaps it is okay to enjoy seeing justice being served, without attempting to dilute it.

Very good!

In my case, I made coffee, consumed a cup, took my dogs out, fed my daughter's rabbit, looked at my lawn and considered mowing it, thought about what time I want to run to the store, considered going artifact-hunting, and came inside for a second cup of coffee. Oh, and I enjoyed watching the news while enjoying that second cup.

and didn't concern myself at all washing the blood off my hands

There’s two types of Justice one for rich and one for poor. Manafort lawyers are speaking to the judges now to get a release.

That said it would be great if this ass stayed in jail for a loooong time.

I slept in, luxuriating in my expensive sheets and down comforter, and petted my kitty when he jumped up for pets. He purred and purred and made biscuits with his paws. What a lovable little boy! What a pleasure it is to stroke his soft fur (Maine Coons have such soft fur) and feel him purring like a Diesel engine.

Then my darling, wonderful husband brought me tea in bed to drink. I used my echo device to listen to music my cat loves (actually called, Music Cats Love) on low and surfed the internet while sipping tea and propping myself up on my down-filled pillows.

After getting up, I took a long long shower with luxury shampoo and conditioner and a lovely smelling body wash.

Put on my jeans and a t-shirt and went down to my art studio to play with my art supplies.

Perfect morning!

play with his dog, like I just did.
Have a nice cup of tea with honey and cream just the way I like it.
Go and pick flowers for the entryway.
Have a life.

No one has said anything like: rolling in my money or plotting my next crime for power and money.

I can listen to the rain, he can't.