CNN WASHINGTON: During a "post mortem" staff meeting following DHS secretary Kirstjen Nielsen's remarks during yesterday's Press Conference, 30 seconds remained before the scheduled close of the meeting. As President Donald Trump told the assembled staff members "So, if there is nothing else, this meeting is adjourned," Senior Policy Advisor Stephen Miller jumped from his seat and yelled "OOOH! OOOH! YOU FORGOT OUR HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT!"

Collective groans slowly rose around the room as Miller focused his steely gaze upon the staff members, telling them "The President will NOT be questioned."

The room then grew silent as the staff members lowered their heads in shame. Trump then said "Thank you, Stephen," as a wide grin spread across Miller's face. Trump continued by saying "By tomorrow morning, I want funding for my border wall." Various staff members muttered under my breath before Miller cleared his throat and re-focused his gaze.

One unnamed staffer told CNN reporters "I know Stephen is only doing what's right. I don't question Stephen. He's a great guy. Stephen loves America. We love Stephen. Yes, we do. We love him very much. So much, in fact, that it hurts."

When asked for comments on the meeting, Miller told our reporters "The President will NOT be questioned."

Press Secretary Sarah Sanders added "The President will NOT be questioned."

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