Are those comments real?

we try to channel our subjects, or have them say what they's like to say if they thought they could get away with it.

As of the end of last month:

In 497 days, President Trump has made 3,251 false or misleading claims

new benign kidney issue. Too busy with the jacket. Too busy....Melanie often tells me to jacket....You guys ever look into her past, the immigration thing, too busy with the jacket to notice the biggest illegal visiting the smallest illegals. Now, pull my finger so you can get a whiff of freedom.

And I tell them that, yes, those facilities are costing you, the taxpayers, a lot of money. But I am demanding that Mexico pay for those fine detention centers! If we have to rip up NAFTA forever and go to war with Mexico, they will pay. No freeloaders in America! That should be our new motto!

He knows nothing about young children. That is my guess.

Hey, right now I'm calling policy. It's a twenty percent tariffs on all immigrant children being shipped into this country by the EU. It's fair. It's fair. We got an immigrant trade gap. We need to close it. We need people fleeing this country as fast, or faster than they're fleeing here. I think I can do that. We also need the EU to start making those immigrants here. We need to make them here. If twenty percent doesn't work then I plan to toss more candy next G7. I got a whole roll of starburst and I'm not afraid to use them. If tossing candy don't work, then Melanie, or whatever her name is, has a whole wardrobe loaded with lethal slogan merchandise. It's a trade war and I'm armed, I'm armed. I got both the nuclear and starbursts.