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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsDoes everyone have their orders for tomorrow...?
...not, of course, that there's anything to have "orders" about...of course not. And by the way:
1. The tiger lilies are in bloom. Repeat: the tiger lilies are in bloom.
2. No wife, no horse, no moustache.
3. Maryland is a nice state. But Delaware has better beaches.
Everyone ignore this message. Just another crazy DUer rambling on about nothing at all. Have a Happy Fourth...
dhol82
(9,353 posts)0rganism
(23,970 posts)the dolphin is in the hot tub
nothing to see here, move along
Aristus
(66,462 posts)Krab, krab...
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,836 posts)The email I got from George Soros wasn't really clear about that.
dembotoz
(16,832 posts)Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)jmowreader
(50,562 posts)Hot dog salad doesn't sound like it would be.
treestar
(82,383 posts)George told me to bring the potato salad; said you were bringing the hot dog buns.
lastlib
(23,286 posts)Croney
(4,670 posts)but you're out in public! Better move it quick.
lapfog_1
(29,223 posts)I will drive to the border tonight to get the secret "asylum seekers" / infiltrators... I can deliver them to every Hobby Lobby in the nation to steal the yarn and drive the MAGAts to despair and cause them to overdose on opioids. I feel we can win without firing a single shot.
mcar
(42,372 posts)shanti
(21,675 posts)mcar
(42,372 posts)I'm in Sacramento, home of the 100 degree plus dry heat, although to me, it seems to be getting more humid here. being very pale though, i spend most of the summer inside with the AC blasting, and would do that if it was a dry or humid heat. A 100 degree humid heat sounds totally unbearable!
stay cool, wherever you are!
Homer Wells
(1,576 posts)Up to around 110/heat index here tomorrow.
Glorfindel
(9,733 posts)And, "I yearn for you tragically. A. T. Tappman, Chaplain, U.S. Army."
Those who have eyes and ears, let them see and hear.
Not, of course, that there is anything TO see and hear. Quite the contrary, actually.
Happy, Happy, Happy Quatro de Julio, y'all!
Va Lefty
(6,252 posts)Vinca
(50,303 posts)Can I bring the potato salad anyway? I cooked the potatoes and eggs today . . . a crazed, libtard has to eat after all.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,836 posts)See #4. But please don't put raisins in it.
Glorfindel
(9,733 posts)Quick, fetch my smelling salts!!!!
NCTraveler
(30,481 posts)Sanity Claws
(21,852 posts)You are supposed to say it like Katherine Hepburn in Stage Door.
Honeycombe8
(37,648 posts)First Speaker
(4,858 posts)...not that there's anything to be "obvious" about...
Sherman A1
(38,958 posts)Buffalo.
Crutchez_CuiBono
(7,725 posts)Xolodno
(6,401 posts)...kinda just want to sip beer grill a bit tomorrow.
Warren_Pointe
(328 posts)High on a hillside, the trucks are loading.
Leith
(7,813 posts)I cut up a large watermelon and took the seeds out of the chunks. That's a lot of work.
Gothmog
(145,554 posts)Leith
(7,813 posts)That's an abomination.
I suck at potato salad. I either boil the potatoes too much so you get mashed potato salad or not enough so the potatoes are almost as crunchy as the celery.
jmowreader
(50,562 posts)First, choose the right potatoes. Russets (ordinary utility-grade potatoes, the kind everyone has around the house) are mashing potatoes. Red potatoes are salad potatoes.
Set aside one more potato than you think you're going to need.
Use your scrub brush to clean the potatoes well. Red potatoes have thin, edible skins, so don't peel them. Cut them into cubes and put them in a big pot with enough water to cover them well. Bring to a boil and cook for 13 minutes.
While the potatoes are still boiling, use a kitchen spoon to bail one piece of potato out of the pot. Cool it under running water, then eat it. You've eaten potato salad before; if the potatoes aren't as tender as you remember, cook for another minute and try another piece. When they're right, take them off the stove and drain them.
Leith
(7,813 posts)Fortunately that works with me. It's why I'm liberal.
Thanks!
bluecollar2
(3,622 posts)Stated that seedless watermelons were the official invasion fruit.
Unless you have an exemption statement filed in triplicate you're gonna have to freeze all of it and resupply for the war on Christmas.
Leith
(7,813 posts)That musta been in the fine print.
Still, since I took all the seeds out if it, it now is seedless watermelon. Can I still come? I have my own apron. I'll sit in back and not bother anybody... (nod to Monty Python there).
bluecollar2
(3,622 posts)However, you will be required to wear an eye patch, Wellington boots, a handkerchief on your head and and a beret.
Gothmog
(145,554 posts)Gothmog
(145,554 posts)trof
(54,256 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)If you are found out, go to plan B immediately.
Sanity Claws
(21,852 posts)Ist sie in deinen Lederhosen mit deinen Sauerkraut?
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)Alles, was es braucht, ist ein wenig Senf!
Squinch
(51,004 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)With Val Kilmer and Lucy Gutteridge. Another Abrahams/Zucker film.
gratuitous
(82,849 posts)Can someone PM me whether I have the baked beans or potato salad? I forgot what Delaware is supposed to mean.
Coventina
(27,172 posts)The Nathan's are missing their buns!
Repeat: The Nathan's are missing their buns!
Donkees
(31,453 posts)1. Johnny's in the basement mixing up the menu
2. The forks don't work 'cause the vandals took the handles
yardwork
(61,703 posts)Donkees
(31,453 posts)yardwork
(61,703 posts)Donkees
(31,453 posts)Phentex
(16,334 posts)Donkees
(31,453 posts)CrispyQ
(36,509 posts)infinite_wisdom
(73 posts)I received the text from Commander George Soros. I can only assume my comrades have also received.
We go tomorrow. 6 AM. Or....whenever you wake up on a Holiday. For me, it will be more like 11 AM. So, we can go anytime between 6 AM and 11. Unless you need extra time to eat breakfast. So maybe...noon?
What we do in life, echoes in eternity.
uppityperson
(115,679 posts)infinite_wisdom
(73 posts)for the revolution to commence.
These things are so tedious. It would have been sooo much better had Alex Jones not found out. Now, we have to deal with all the Infowars people hopped up on "Alpha Power" supplements.
See you 'round noon.
This will be our finest hour.
Kajun Gal
(1,907 posts)DesertRat
(27,995 posts)U.S. Dollars will do you no good.
Honeycombe8
(37,648 posts)jmowreader
(50,562 posts)yardwork
(61,703 posts)jmowreader
(50,562 posts)ellie
(6,929 posts)I have to work on Thursday. Have a good war without me!
Clarity2
(1,009 posts)Oh wait, I meant I'll bring the mustard.
Brother Buzz
(36,463 posts)1. Down to the road block, we've just begun
2. The guards are through
3. The Major's men are on a spree
4. Major and Wladislaw go through the door
5. Pinkley stays out in the drive
6. The Major gives the rope a fix
7. Wladislaw throws the hook to heaven
8. Jimenez has got a date
9. The other guys go up the line
10. Sawyer and Lever are in the pen
11. Posey guards points five and seven
12. Wladislaw and the Major go down to delve
13. Franko goes up without being seen
14. Zero-hour - Jimenez cuts the cable, Franko cuts the phone
15. Franko goes in where the others have been
16. We all come out like it's Halloween.
backtoblue
(11,345 posts)How many boxes of wine?
Wounded Bear
(58,706 posts)I took a nap, and the email must have self-destructed before I woke up.
Does anyone have a direct line to Mr Phelps?
MyOwnPeace
(16,937 posts)but I'm stuck in the air circulation vent (I must have gained weight since the last insurrection!).
Eko
(7,351 posts)Ferrets are Cool
(21,110 posts)it's kinda hard to enjoy a day of celebration knowing that we are holding children in cages....away from their parents...just for trying to flee murder and death.
I won't be celebrating anything here.
And no, I won't be part of any civil war either.
catbyte
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HipChick
(25,485 posts)I'll need it back for England's game on Sat morning though...
treestar
(82,383 posts)to officially act on her Revocation of Independence.
HipChick
(25,485 posts)catbyte
(34,447 posts)TomSlick
(11,109 posts)Crutchez_CuiBono
(7,725 posts)Jim Lane
(11,175 posts)I'll whistle up "The Internationale" instead.
mwooldri
(10,303 posts)I repeat... John has small hands.
Happy 4th! I wonder how many RWNJ's will freak out when NPR reads out the Declaration of Independence tomorrow?
Crutchez_CuiBono
(7,725 posts)'The daffodils are dead in the garden.'
'Roll tide over the ship wreck on the beach.'
'Red Storm rising over the mountains of old.'
You have your counter-orders comrade.
Carry on, and ignore this message as well......
applegrove
(118,778 posts)Hekate
(90,793 posts)May the Fourth be with you
Jim Lane
(11,175 posts)Tucker08087
(621 posts)Directly from the Barnegat Bay in NJ. They are alive, the are angry (I think theyre republicans. Theyre ALWAYS angry.) They are ready to fight. A few have (Im sorry to say) torn the famed blue claw from an adversary for no good reason that I can see (other than the fact that theyre republicans.) They dont care whose side they are on. They just want theirs. (Repub...)
Im telling you, with about 20 other people to dump the crabs on a hill toward our adversaries, this will be over in 15 minutes. Ive never seems comical screaming and running quite like what happens when a manly man is attacked by blue claws! Shoot them? Hardly a solid plan. That claw is attached somewhere very near and dear to you and its not letting go. Count yourself lucky if its your nose or toes!
Afterward, I know they are expensive, but they live with us in relative harmony, so Id like to release them back to the bay, rather the include them in our picnic.