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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsHelp Me Think of an Ailment for the Rump to Contract
I was having this discussion with my parents the other day, and I just couldn't decide what would be the best one.
Maybe a prion disease (but could we tell the difference?). Perhaps a candiru stuck up his urethra (need to find an extra small one). It needs to be excruciating. That's for sure!
MrsCoffee
(5,803 posts)ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)And it should definitely have a negative effect on his "love life".
Kablooie
(18,641 posts)2naSalit
(86,803 posts)ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)Maybe Space Force's first mission can be the Rump colonizing Uranus.
2naSalit
(86,803 posts)and all his buddies need to be ejected from the planet. At first I was okay with them just being exiled to some nasty old trash ship out in the south Pacific but now I think the planet needs to shed them like vermin.
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)He's certainly trying his damnedest to mess the place up for everyone else.
Sanity Claws
(21,854 posts)I would like to stick needles in a voodoo replica of him and give him intense pain in various parts.
sheshe2
(83,929 posts)or has been treated for all that I could come up with.
Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)Good answer sheshe.
sheshe2
(83,929 posts)A lot of nurses in my family. I learned a lot.
Yonnie3
(17,491 posts)ornotna
(10,807 posts)Who knows where it could go from there?
Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)sheshe2
(83,929 posts)Yonnie3
(17,491 posts)ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)Yonnie3
(17,491 posts)klook
(12,170 posts)He should get them for real, and they should be painful enough that he has to use a wheelchair.
democratisphere
(17,235 posts)ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)And it seems contagious because every damned person who comes near him gets it: Kellyanne, SHS, Rudy, all his offspring.
dalton99a
(81,599 posts)Nasty, evil fucker
sheshe2
(83,929 posts)So we are almost there.
shraby
(21,946 posts)notdarkyet
(2,226 posts)dalton99a
(81,599 posts)Cymothoa exigua seems nice
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)Everything you ever wanted to know...and a video:
https://ambergriscaye.com/pages/town/botfly.html
dalton99a
(81,599 posts)sounds like an interesting scenario
greatauntoftriplets
(175,752 posts)dalton99a
(81,599 posts)greatauntoftriplets
(175,752 posts)HeiressofBickworth
(2,682 posts)He's such a pain in the ass, he should experience ass-pain first hand.
dalton99a
(81,599 posts)so maybe it's already a preexisting condition that he's familiar with
Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)Just for his humiliation. Then maybe a plague of festering boils covering his face because I would rather look at them than his real face.
Yonnie3
(17,491 posts)trueblue2007
(17,240 posts)ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)trueblue2007
(17,240 posts)JHB
(37,162 posts)Luciferous
(6,085 posts)Saboburns
(2,807 posts)Fell Over Dead Disease
C_U_L8R
(45,021 posts)ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)You know, the her-pees tape.
sheshe2
(83,929 posts)Earwigs
The Twilight Zone.
Remember this one?
In classic Serling style things begin to look up for Mr. Macy at the episodes end when the earwig has made its way completely through the brain and out the other ear with quite possibly little damage having been done. But, Serling has one more ironic twist and one of the most macabre twists in television history that youll have to watch the episode to catch.
https://thewordwebzine.weebly.com/tv/night-gallery-earwig-episode-might-be-greatest-horror-tv-episode-ever
Spoiler alert if no one knows the outcome...the earwig makes it out. Macy then learns it was female and laid eggs. He runs away screaming.
May be fiction, yet what better revenge of females on the donald.
Justice served.
Ilsa
(61,698 posts)Control-Z
(15,682 posts)I doubt anyone would notice.
Laffy Kat
(16,386 posts)For starters.
Spider Jerusalem
(21,786 posts)WhiskeyWulf
(569 posts)from wanking too much now that probably no woman will touch him.
vlyons
(10,252 posts)That sort of thinking is what Trump does. Aren't we better than that? I know that I am better than that. My wish for Trump is that he grow a moral compass and loving kindness in his heart.
May all sentient beings be free of suffering and free of the causes and conditions of suffering.
May all sentient beings be happy and have the causes and conditions of happiness.
May all sentient beings have joy in appreciating the success, happiness, and well-being of others.
May all sentient beings rest in the equiminity of no more craving, attachment, and aversion.
Vinca
(50,310 posts)ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)I really wouldn't. Maybe Putin has the report and that's what he's holding over the Rump.