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WASHINGTONGrowing increasingly flustered while impotently pounding on the front door and pleading to come inside, President Trump was reportedly locked out of the White House Thursday after accidentally revoking his own security clearance. Cmon, just open the door, guys! I didnt mean to strip myself of access to classified information and restricted areas, said Trump, who was forbidden from entering the premises after unwittingly writing his name on the list of individuals having their clearances revoked, thinking it was where he was supposed to place his signature. Please, Im sorry! I really wanna come back inside. It was an honest mistake. Oh, no, its starting to rain. At press time, Trump pressed his face up and tapped on the window of the Oval Office, prompting John Kelly to pull down the blinds.
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CaliforniaPeggy
(149,625 posts)Gothmog
(145,274 posts)dubyadiprecession
(5,711 posts)Walking around the whitehouse himself with his own keys locking and unlocking doors.
Panich52
(5,829 posts)Wonder how many Trumplodytes will see this & think it real. Has happened before.
ROB-ROX
(767 posts)When I was hired in 1975, I was given a TOP SECRET clearance on day one. Then after a big investigation I was upgraded to a "Q" clearance. In my past 1972, the navy had given me a SECRET clearance. Everything I have read about the president surprises me that he still has a clearance? If a person can be BLACK MAILED their clearance is removed. If a person has poor financial habits.....no clearance. I am amazed this TURD still has a clearance! CRAZY people do NOT have any special clearance...........
drray23
(7,633 posts)The president does not need a clearance. Being elected puts you in charge and able to see every secret. Same of Congress people although they usually only show sensitive Intel to those that are on the relevant commitees.
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)Not the secret dealings of Russian controlled mob bosses.