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LuckyCharms

(17,440 posts)
Mon Aug 20, 2018, 08:27 AM Aug 2018

Imagine the kind of sleep Trump gets.

As a person with a sleep disorder...I can imagine it...

Imagine that big orange blob form in bed at 230 AM. Wearing nothing but odor-ruined tighty-whities. Fox News on the TV all night, even when he sleeps. Room smelling like greasy farts and old McDonald's food.

Impressive orange/yellow/white hair throng getting more and more twisted up into a cone-like hive every time he tosses and turns.

And the visions and dreams must be marvelous. Mueller's smiling face closing in on him, Donny being hauled away in cuffs, Eric and Gary Busey taunting him from the back of a paddy wagon while Melania waves to him from the garden, Michael Cohen (sporting a devious smile) offering him a filet-o-fish.

Sucks to be you, Benito Yamolini.

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Imagine the kind of sleep Trump gets. (Original Post) LuckyCharms Aug 2018 OP
dreams? someone actually dreams?... samnsara Aug 2018 #1
I've just started dreaming again... LuckyCharms Aug 2018 #2
Well, now, that's an image I could do without! Ohiogal Aug 2018 #3
When the 3:00AM call comes in, Donald will already be awake but he will be too busy tweeting to answ keithbvadu2 Aug 2018 #4
doesn't he view sleep bdamomma Aug 2018 #5
Probably Wakes Up Every 10 Minutes To Check Under The Bed For "Illegals" ChoppinBroccoli Aug 2018 #6
The entire White House will need to be FUMIGATED.... ProudMNDemocrat Aug 2018 #7

samnsara

(17,622 posts)
1. dreams? someone actually dreams?...
Mon Aug 20, 2018, 08:34 AM
Aug 2018

...I too dont sleep. Doesnt matter what time I go to bed im fully awake between 12 and 2 am. I try to stay in bed til 4 but I never make it. Maybe I should be tweeting trump then!

LuckyCharms

(17,440 posts)
2. I've just started dreaming again...
Mon Aug 20, 2018, 08:39 AM
Aug 2018

after having none for about 2 years. It's such a good feeling.

Hang tough with any sleep issues you are having...they sometimes improve over time. If you are taking medications, take a close look at them and try to eliminate or reduce any of them that you can (talk to your doc first).

Good luck and be well!

keithbvadu2

(36,809 posts)
4. When the 3:00AM call comes in, Donald will already be awake but he will be too busy tweeting to answ
Mon Aug 20, 2018, 09:32 AM
Aug 2018

When the 3:00AM call comes in, Donald will already be awake but

he will be too busy tweeting to answer it.

ChoppinBroccoli

(3,784 posts)
6. Probably Wakes Up Every 10 Minutes To Check Under The Bed For "Illegals"
Mon Aug 20, 2018, 09:50 AM
Aug 2018

They're everywhere, and they're coming to get me!!! Mommy, leave the hallway light on; MS-13 is hiding in the closet!!!

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