I'd hold out for Five Guys! LOL

of it? Jury duty is a HUGE imposition; that’s why so many people try to get out of it. I’m sure you would trade free dinners and lunches for getting your life back after nearly 3 weeks.

If it weren't for laughter a lot of us would not have been able to keep our sanity over the past two years.

Lighten up. You'll feel better.

Slagging the jury. There have been a number of posts at DU where people have expressed concern that the jury is taking too long, should be sequestered because they apparently cannot be trusted to follow the instructions not to research the case, etc.

That’s why I asked you what the point of your post was.

for humor. I notice especially that sarcasm just does not work well under this format as well.

Everyone knows they would prefer Foie gras

Personally, if I were on the jury I would settle for a ham sandwich.

Do you ever laugh? Are you at least ticklish?

I also teach seminars for other writers on how to write for and break into Hollywood.
I've sold two new TV series projects so far this summer, but I have worked here for 20 years now after 10 in the comic book world too.

So I know a failed attempt at humor like yours when I see one.

You told a bad joke that flopped.
Suck it up and delete it and no one will think about it again.

Or you can keep defending it, lash out with passive aggressive accusations like you did to me, and let members here never take you seriously again because they question your agenda here.

For a comedian you take yourself much too seriously.

Oh, I also guess by your silence that you definitely are not ticklish.

So sad