Karma done bit Michael Cohen on the azz

Cohen, for his part, said that for as many questions as can be asked, “the only issue that will ultimately be decided is the amount of damages Ms. Clifford will owe.” If a judge does ultimately order Clifford to pay damages, Cohen said that any money he receives will go to pay lawyers first. After that, he said, the balance will be donated to various charities. “You know what?” he added. “The more I’m thinking about it, I might even take an extended vacation on her dime.”

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2018/03/michael-cohen-offers-his-side-of-the-stormy-daniels-saga

He's going on extended 'vacation' alright...just not the type he was expecting a scant three months ago - and definitely not on Stormy Daniels' dime.