He doesn't know how to do anything else.

The big fish this time is Trump himself, which is why he suddenly thinks that accused criminals shouldn't flip anymore. With the million pound shithammer beginning to swing at his orange noggin at long last, Trump's last hope is to brazen it out and hope his fans come to the rescue. Or that Jesus comes back. Or an asteroid hits the earth. Or cholesterol finally catches up with him.

11 times by Angela Merkel that he couldn't do a one-on-one trade deal with Germany.

Rec

Every time he opens his mouth to say something which he thinks clears himself, he actually implicates himself or someone else.

Priorities in this alternate universe include money, power and adulation for Donald Trump. Nothing else matters. He will do about anything to get them, too.