General Discussion
Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsATTENTION ALL REPUBLICANS ON BOARD!
Despite all reports that the USSR Trump is unsinkable, the ship is going down!
This is NOT a drill! We repeat: THIS is NOT a DRILL!
Many of those who considered themselves first-class passengers (e.g. Flynn, Gates, Cohen, Pecker) have already boarded lifeboats, and are rowing away from our sinking hulk in a desperate attempt to save themselves.
The truth (aka fake news) is now flooding the lower decks and despite the heroic efforts of our faithful spokes-mouths, those waters are rising faster than can possibly be responded to.
Be advised that those passengers who have secured their political careers in the bursers vault are hereby notified that those careers are now under water, and most of them cannot be saved.
We strongly urge all passengers of the Republican persuasion to don their lifejackets and proceed to the nearest lifeboat boarding station. Feel free to shove women and children aside as you scramble for seats. Given your usual behaviour, such conduct is already anticipated and expected.
Lyric sheets for Nearer My God to Thee are available in the ships chapel for those who want to sing along, especially those who are busy re-arranging the deck chairs in some bizarre belief that what they are seeing and hearing is not whats actually happening.
A final dinner will be served in The Congressional dining room on the mezzanine level. Due to current circumstances, preferred seating cannot be guaranteed.
FINAL ADVISORY: The thunderous sound you will hear just before you go under will NOT be a signal that help is on the way. It will be the sound of millions of Americans cheering your demise.
CaliforniaPeggy
(149,620 posts)Thank you!
lapfog_1
(29,204 posts)"Shouts from the elf lookout perched high in the Crow's Nest were reported to be 'ICEBERG MUELLER DEAD AHEAD'"
Response to NanceGreggs (Original post)
Name removed Message auto-removed
CaliforniaPeggy
(149,620 posts)Response to CaliforniaPeggy (Reply #4)
Name removed Message auto-removed
flibbitygiblets
(7,220 posts)apparently his/her stay was pretty short
CaliforniaPeggy
(149,620 posts)The poster had said "you guys" and I KNEW it was a troll.
flibbitygiblets
(7,220 posts)Education is still the best the best troll-vaccine. But in the meantime we can always flag them.
Gidney N Cloyd
(19,835 posts)diva77
(7,643 posts)dchill
(38,493 posts)ffr
(22,670 posts)And thus, you will be held accountable for not only the cleanup, but will be expected to take the humiliation for the anarchy that you have sown into the fabric of this great nation.
Gothmog
(145,242 posts)sheshe2
(83,770 posts)FINAL ADVISORY: The thunderous sound you will hear just before you go under will NOT be a signal that help is on the way. It will be the sound of millions of Americans cheering your demise.
Thank you!
KY_EnviroGuy
(14,491 posts)............ ...........
Hermit-The-Prog
(33,346 posts)Are there any tickets available for scenic tours near (but not too near) the disaster (ha!)?
I would dearly love for McCONnell to hear me cheering as he gurgles and treads water.
NanceGreggs
(27,814 posts)Tickets for tours within gurgling range of the soon-to-be-departed have been sold out since noon on January 20, 2017.
workinclasszero
(28,270 posts)C Moon
(12,213 posts)And looking at the thread, it appears you managed to dredge up one of the slimy beings from under their racist-rock.
Great work!!!
NBachers
(17,110 posts)FakeNoose
(32,639 posts)MAGA: My Attorney Got Arrested
Nice job NanceGreggs!
2naSalit
(86,612 posts)Heartstrings
(7,349 posts)Permanut
(5,608 posts)I would be happy to send thoughts and prayers as they go down.
PCIntern
(25,545 posts)Worthy of a late-night show appearance.
lpbk2713
(42,757 posts)Here, I'll throw you an anchor.
kacekwl
(7,017 posts)gademocrat7
(10,657 posts)Spot on as always.
lordsummerisle
(4,651 posts)nolabear
(41,963 posts)I straight up laughed.