A poem, inspired by recent events

Who would spill the Donald's secrets?
Who would save his neck for good?
Who would fly free like the egret?
Who would do it? Pecker would.

Who would make the Don unruly?
Who would say more than he should?
Who would sing just like a stoolie?
Who would do it? Pecker would.

Who would sign a deal with po-po?
Who would not taste prison food?
Who would sing sweet like a dodo?
Who would do it? Pecker would.